In addition to his MS Paint prowess, Thujone is also a prophet. His avatar has been predicting Urban to Texas well before Futureman promised to shove his fist up his ass should it happen. When the universe is crying out this loudly, you must listen. Urban Meyer will be the next coach at Texas. Futureman prepare your anus!
clearly if you call HSB and ask for Coach Meyer they'll say no one by that name. But the poster with the video who has the room number can call and ask to be connected to that room. TellCoach Meyer, "Welcome to the 40 acres."
funny they try to hide him out at Horseshoe, but Shaggy gonna Shaggy. (we don't need to know the room of course) But that aside, this is what makes Shaggy coaching search AWESOME!
Of course give him complete control. He's proven he knows how to do things a hell of a lot better than we do them. If being a championship program is our priority, then we only have one answer to his wants, "YES"