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HornPhD

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  1. 37 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

    I saw a comedian do a bit on this. Its been years now, but the premise is what you describe here.

      He had a Seinfeld-like delivery  Paraphrasiing: 'you know , in my next life, Im returning as a gay man.  Think about, all i ever want is sex anyhow...how bad could it be, i get to have to sex, leave immediately, nobody gets mad. Spend my time in the gym,  sit around in cafes in a bright,  tight muscle shirt, no one thinks twice, they just say he must be gay.  I hang out with guys anyway, watch sports all day, in and out of partners, those gay guys are on to something'.

    Greg Giraldo. Great bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOa4RtQA2M

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  2. 3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

    Cameos - Off the top of my head Frank Sinatra, Jr., Lawrence Taylor, David Lee Roth, Ben Kingsley,  Lauren Bacall. Who else you got?

    Tony Siragusa

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  3. 2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

    aint nobody got time for super bowl, CFP, Final Four, etc in fucking Buffalo.

    maybe concert tours but they should take the savings and build a 14,000 seat arena for concerts.

    There’s already a 19,000 seat arena in downtown Buffalo

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  4. 1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

    I know it'll happen, but there's no way the courts can rule for trump on all this without giving biden absolute power ?

    “This ruling only applies to the current case before the court.”

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  5. 13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

    I humbly propose for season 4, they bring back Sydney Sweeney’s character as an adult. I also propose that the season takes place at the nudist/swinger White Lotus Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

    I’m sure we’d get some Surly cameos

  6. My roster for the championship game:

    Allen

    Lamb

    D. Smith

    Pollard

    Chandler

    Njoku 

    For my flex and superflex spots, I’m waiting for updates on Pacheco and Lawrence. If neither is available, I have Gabe Davis and Spears. Not ideal. Looking to pick up Doubs, Pickens, or Osborn.

    Butker and the Bills D are in the remaining spots. 

  7. Starting Pollard and Pacheco at RB, Lamb and D. Smith at WR, and Hock at TE.

    Superflex is Lawrence.

    Flex is either Chandler or Njoku. My opponent is starting Flacco at superflex. Leaning toward Njoku. Am I overthinking this?

  8. 32 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

    For real though guys, I have no idea. Who do I sit?

    Etienne (vs Bucs)
    K Walker III (v Titans)
    Pacheco (v Raiders)

     

    i haven’t seen the chiefs games since Pacheco’s last - is CEH working himself in? I’m leaning sit Etienne

    Depending on the scoring in your league, KW3 would be the one to sit. Just keep an eye on the practice reports for him and Pacheco. 

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  9. 5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

    Up against top team in the league (Hurts, Mcaffrey, Kamara, Mostert)  he is the top scorer by far compared to me in the bottom three overall

     

    at wb

    Rusty Wilson v NE - high floor, tough D, may run in blowout, playoff on line

    Geno Smith @ Tenn- returning from injury, playoff on line

    wr (.5)

    Smith Njigba @ Tenn

    J Downs @ ATL (if Pittman out)

    D Johnson v Cincy (Mason Rudolph)

    I’d go Smith at QB. Downs (if P is out) or Smith at WR.

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  10. 14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

    Braver man than I to even consider a WR with two consecutive healthy zeroes in the playoffs. Drop McKinnon, he's not throwing many more scores. 

    Got Njoku. Now, he’ll have 1 reception for -1 yard with a fumble while getting a concussion. 

     

  11. QB: Allen

    WR1: Lamb

    WR2: D. Smith

    RB1: Pollard

    RB2: One of Pacheco/CEH/mckinnon, mattison/chandler, spears, stevenson (IR)

    TE: Hock

    Flex: Gabe Davis

    Superflex: Lawrence 

    Def: Broncos/Bills

    I’m thinking of dropping CEH to get Stevenson off IR, so I can put a claim in for Njoku. Of the 4 teams still alive, I’m second on the waiver list. If I get him, he’d replace Davis in the flex spot. 

    Do I drop McKinnon or Stevenson to claim Njoku?

     


     

  12. Cortland beat North Central 38-37 last night for the 2023 Division III Championship. The score was 7-3 NC at the half. The 2nd half was back and forth scoring with the Cortland D coming up big on a 2-point attempt with 1:20 left in the game. Cortland recovered the onside kick and got a first down on the ensuing play forcing NC to use their 2nd timeout.

    Did the road trip with two of my college teammates and met a bunch more down there. We were crushing beers for about 12 hours tailgating and celebrating the win. Great day.

     

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  13. On 10/10/2022 at 3:56 PM, Enchubben said:

    easier just to find a bookie and do cash transactions. 

    About two months ago, I found out through a buddy of mine that one of our local bars has pro and college football betting cards. A person can bet one game or a parlay (with point spreads). So, now I have a new addition to my weekly routine. It’s kind of cool to walk in on payout day and pick up an envelope with a bunch of cash in it.

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