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Angry Gorilla

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  1. 3 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

    Gordo's 8:40 bit was "Man Trying To Have a Period".

    I was lulzing afterwards when they were talking about Emmitt leaving the studio and turning on the Ticket to see if they were talking about his interview only to hear "Man Trying To Have a Period"

  2. On 4/23/2018 at 9:35 PM, BearSchlong said:

    It's obvious that angry gorillas wife is an ideal life partner, an incredible mother, a nymphomaniac, smoking hot, and heiress to a large fortune.

     

    I mean, he let her take the boat out for chrissakes.

    God I wish

  3. 2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

    Weekend hen gathering is complete, right?  Have you called your insurance company yet?  We need an update.

    It's done any supposedly the boat is safe and on the lift, though I have my doubts.  Wasn't planning on going out next weekend, but probably will to take inventory of the damage.

    She did send a pic that they somehow scratched the back of the boat but don't know how.  Sounds like bullshit to me, there was no scratch before.

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    I also had to endure numerous drunken calls on Saturday as I had to walk them through putting the boat up in the slip, lowering the tower, lifting the list, etc.  That may have been the greatest test of patience I have ever gone through.

    Her: "Does the canopy on the tower need to be sticking up before you lower it?"

    Me: "Yes, it needs to be up before you lower it"

    Her: "No it doesn't"

  4. 3 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

    I could probably add a couple of pages to this thread just with the texts I will get over the next couple of hours.  They want to take our new boat out and against my better judgement I said ok.  One of the girls has a boat an apparently drives it all the time.

     

    Last text as they are getting boat ready to take out...

    "Do I take the plastic thing off the thing?"

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  5. I could probably add a couple of pages to this thread just with the texts I will get over the next couple of hours.  They want to take our new boat out and against my better judgement I said ok.  One of the girls has a boat an apparently drives it all the time.

     

    Last time we were both out there my wife wanted to take a video of me getting the boat ready to take out (taking cover off, lowering the lift, turning battery on, raising the tower).  We got 30 seconds in and she says "hold on, I just got a text" and for some reason it couldn't wait.  After she responded, I had to start over.  She then tells me to hold on again and I glance at her phone and it's on Instagram.  I lost it and just walked away before I shoved her in the lake.  It took her 5 minutes to realize I wasn't there anymore.

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  6. On 4/2/2018 at 4:38 PM, Angry Gorilla said:

    My wife is having a girls' weekend at the lake house, and has finally realized she doesn't know how to do anything out there besides drink craft beer and boss me around.  While we were out there last weekend she wanted me to show her how shit works out there.   I was showing her how to drive the Mule we have to take the trash to the dumpster.  

    There is a parking brake handle to the left of the steering wheel and a gear shift on right with...

    L
    H
    N
    R

    She asked where the "D" for Drive was, which was stupid but I don't fault her too much for that.  I tell her to put it in "H" and we drive to dumpster.  She then puts it in "R" and starts to open the door to get out.  I ask what the hell she's doing and she said "What??  I put it in "R" for Park."

    She is on her girls' weekend, and needs to take the Mule to take some trash to dumpster.  Not sure why as she has only been there 12 hours but that's a different topic.  I just got this text...

     

    ""I turn the car on then put it in neutral then start to drive right?"

  7. Erik Larson has some good ones...

    The Devil in the White City - dual story of the making of the Chicago World's Fair along with serial killer H.H. Holmes during the fair.  Scorsese is making a movie with Leo based on the book
    Isaac's Storm - the story of the 1900 Galveston hurricane

    I also read Skip Hollandsworth's...

    The Midnight Assassin - relatively unknown Jack the Ripper style serial killer in Austin in the late 1800's, great story as well as a nice read about Austin at that time

  8. On 4/2/2018 at 11:50 AM, midtown said:

    Lori Laughlin

    She was in the on field suites for the UT-USC game.  Stood in line for a drink next to her a couple of times.  Roger Clemens too.  McConaughey walked through on his way to on field access.

    My mortgage guy for the first house I bought was the bassist for Deep Blue Something.

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