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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Laying in bed one morning over the weekend being lazy.  She looks over to me and says...

     

    Her:  What does this all mean?
    Me:  What does what mean?
    Her:  UGH!!!  You do this all the time.  You know what I'm asking.
    Me:  I have no idea what you are asking.  What does what mean?
    Her:  You are just trying to make me feel stupid.

    Back and forth arguing for about 5 minutes before I piece together she is asking about Trump moving the Israeli Embassy to Jerusalem.  No idea how she even heard that happened since all she watches are Kardashian and CSI shows.

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  2. Classic confirmation bias.  People who think other players' play effects their odds only remember when the player takes the dealer's bust card, and not when they take a card that would have given the dealer a hand and left the dealer with a bust card.

  3. 9 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

    They were insane not to take CT. I have no explanation for that.

     

    9 hours ago, spystud13 said:

    I was wondering about that, thought Miz said you could trade girl for guy but didn’t rewind to confirm. 

    I'm probably wrong, but if they traded for CT, wouldn't Louise be the only girl left on the team so she would get thrown in every time?

  4. I'm surprised Venetian/Palazzo has gone ghetto, but I don't get over there very often.  That's the reason I stopped staying at MGM, even though they were giving me by far the best comps when I quit.  I stopped staying at Encore because of the olds (and cost).  Cosmo is a great middle ground, but I'm only in Vegas for gambling, drinking, food, and club/pool party.  I rarely leave the premises unless I'm trying a new restaurant or club.

  5. On 4/21/2018 at 12:49 PM, cabowabo said:

    I just can't figure out this Baghwan dude out. It's really no surprise to me that he committed suicide when he was 58. 

    Did he commit suicide?  I thought he died of natural causes.

  6. 4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    My preference is to find a Delorean, travel back to Bellaire in late November of 2016, and shake Herman vigorously until he agrees not to hire a terrible offensive staff in the first place. But I don’t have one of those, so I’m stuck with your weak ass strategy of crossing my fingers and mumbling things like “but consistency” and “i’m not a corchez!?!”, so yeah, man, you nailed it. 

    Grab me some Bitcoins when you are back there.  Thanks in advance.

  7. 14 hours ago, spystud13 said:

    This episode is off to a blistering start. The “auto-closer” on the bathroom door, & Vinny & Pauly recreating the phone call are fucking greatness. 

    The best part was the metaphor Pauly gave about Ronnie's call being like Ronnie running into the police station with blood all over his hands admitting to murder.

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  8. My brother and his wife are both Tech grads, and decided to get married on a UT-Tech weekend.  He is one of those pretend fans that talks like he is a huge football fan, but probably couldn't name 5 people on the roster.

    All of the other groomsmen were Tech grads and we got to sit around the church (no beer) huddled around our phones.  Tech beat our ass too that weekend, and the other dildo Tech groomsmen were insufferable.

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