Longhornstampede
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Still holding out...
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I've taken the last 2 days off from work because of the storms..lots of beer and vodka consumed.while.helping neighbours clean up the messes in their yards...going back to work tomorrow and friday
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On 5/28/2024 at 7:50 PM, ajax said:
I spotted some tkd kicks
But at least they weren't diddling children
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TEXUM is the best part to come out of all of this!
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4 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
LOL. this statement actually isn’t terrible
Bullshit. 5-11 has so many sales and discounts on pants and shirts and tactical clothes. I haven't paid that much for a pair of pants ever. BTW they make for great hiking and hunting clothes.
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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:
Well I'll give you credit for this one. I was expecting "glue snuffing addled ways" as though you were taking out another horse. Anyway, I'm an immigrant to this country. And I thank you for your tremendous patriotism. I'm sure you're swell in real life. But you remind me of every guy that starts every business meeting with "Well as a native Texan...." The thing you're the most proud of is the thing you had nothing to with. I bet you controlled your eye color, your dominant hand, and your dietary restrictions. You fucking child.
Why yes! Of course!
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You should just go back to your glue sniffing addled ways
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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:
No; but your wife was giving me a stroke.
She must have used the oil additive for the 2 stoke engine to prolong it
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On 5/26/2024 at 1:06 PM, YGIFS said:
Most of us have parents or grandparents who used to recite the Pledge with the "Under God" portion while doing the Bellamy Salute. Now known better as the Heil Hitler gesture. Even as an elementary school kid, I always thought the Pledge ritual in the morning was so odd. And I was raised by generations of veterans and public servants. It's still so odd to me, like my wife anointing my children with holy water before mass. Either the ideals of the county or christ live in your bones of they don't. No hand gestures or repetitive speech is gonna change that.
csb/ In law school, I think it was for CivPro, we went to a swearing-in ceremony for buncha folks in Sacramento. And it folks from East Asia and Latin America and all points in between. It was really cool to see. A bunch of my mother's family was born in Mexico and didn't have proper documentation even until their deaths. But it was a simpler time. But I remember these people were all speaking different languages to one another after the swearing-in. And one person's relative would translate and then another and another. And the most wonderful aspect of it was they were discussing, aside from the joy of citizenship and new opportunity, was the wonderment of the U.S. Constitution. They had to learn parts of it for the "test" as we all know. But they would speak about how amazing it was, so different from anything their home country had. And they spoke to details that even I didn't know despite literally being there for a law school course based on the Constitution developed by then SCOTUS Justice, Anthony Kennedy. These people not just learned it by rote, they embraced it. They were warmed by its light. They were living it.
And now I gotta listen to tens of millions of fucking abject morons start conversations, "You know, as a natural born citizen and student of the constitution." I'll take that Sacramento courtroom of dedicated immigrants over most Texans any day of the fucking week. Congrats to all our new citizens. We don't make it to the next thing without you....
We're you having a stroke while typing this post?
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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In 1996 I tested positive for TB after getting back from GITMO. A 2nd test showed negative but I was still banned from donating blood. I haven't donated since.
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BTW that is my wife's family cemetery in San Saba county
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7 hours ago, Dbeasy said:
Davey>>Danny. That’s one change that went for the better. 10-3 is still unlistenable.
10 to 3 I tune in to WRR and listen to Amy Bishop's sweet voice talk to me about classically music
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8 hours ago, MrX said:
“Officers rendered aid. The subject was declared deceased at the scene.”
Hard to fix 55 bullet holes.
Only because they couldn't put 56 (or 100 more) in him...
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I didn't just say it, I SUUUUNGG IIITTT!
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Corby accurately compared that cop to the characters Bill Heder and Seth Rogan played in Super Bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 hours ago, markstanco said:
Yea but is sure fun to watch him hit an 8I from 230. Huge douche.Yeah he can hit it but his bro celebrations of his own shots are ultra douche
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28 minutes ago, nnm said:
You may be upset at the end of the day.
Not so fast my friend
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Xander winning this would be great. Bryson? Fuck that douche
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On 5/17/2024 at 10:04 PM, RPM said:
Meemaw
I soooo fucking hate that word...especially when used by anyone older than 10
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13 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:
They can’t. Their cop claimed injury, plus his pants got SHIT IN.FIFY
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4 hours ago, nnm said:
Did he ever speak in class?
Not after that...
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Why Can't I post a topic on CR?
in Please do this better?
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Or he would have received the same in responses in return