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Longhornstampede

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  1. Nice jinx, Fowler.
  2. Sooner trash probably couldn't catch herpes in Lubbock if he tried
  3. Beef. It's what's for dinner.
  4. Aubrey is like Justin Tucker minus the snail.trails on the massage bed
  5. There will be multiple domestic violence charges from this tonight.
  6. This almost mirrors my trip with LHB to the Galveston Mardi Gras parade. Drove my own truck with the beer coolers instead of riding the bus with the band. I was hungover and missed class until Thursday of that week. Except it was clear Bacardi Rum.
  7. Sounds like the Longhorns offense...
  8. Her or you?
  9. In the latest one the only redeeming quality would be that the slightly rude cougar would definitely get it
  10. UNC center is fucking dogshit at getting the ball back to his QB. He hikes it like a girl.
  11. Isn't that most of the co-eds at Tech?
  12. I'm late to the party but I thought arch was trying his best imitation of Joe Milton and squints. Throw out 100mph and try and break a receivers ankles with the ball.
  13. Not very subliminal there, Shakey.
  14. Frontier will Carnival will Chicken Tenders will Fried Chicken
  15. That's what unions are good for
  16. Even in the southern hemisphere?
  17. How many times has this happened to you?
  18. The OG one-handed typing tutor!
  19. MacIntyre is thinking "FOOOCK"
  20. I was thinking that yesterday after his shushing of the crowd showed that he can't separate himself from it.
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