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Longhornstampede

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  1. Good running back...but he registers pretty high on the douche scale. Even in the playoff game last year. All that mugging and shit in front of the camera on the sidelines...
  2. Voice of an angel I would put right up there with Allison Krause
  3. Tisha in the Clearsight ads sounds like about the dumbest twat alive
  4. Off with his head!
  5. Drink enough booze and you can fap through anything
  6. Utterly gutless..Florida came in and publicly teabagged Texas and they did nothing about it.
  7. Bench him.and let him transfer if he wants. That might benefit him and this dogshit offense.
  8. Well, there's always the Yankees game.. I'm out
  9. This will be 26 to 7 at the half
  10. The entire Florida team is whipping their dicks out and swinging them in Sark's and the team's faces.
  11. My wife is an optician and she hates him doing ads for Warby Parker because they are shit. She says it's not.wonder he can't hit a receiver because he probably gets shit contacts from them for free.
  12. Gonna get boatraced by this FU offense
  13. The look on Marty Robbins face is great! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcmrg_DO5h/?igsh=c3J3aHhqdnllNDNm
  14. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNCKBVPy7Zy/?igsh=MXVoc3lzNGZ0MjIwNw==
  15. It's going to become Lord of the Scrimps!
  16. Made the "mistake" of spending an hour at Marshalls because of my wife. In the end I thanked her..The eye candy at that location in Lakewood is pretty damn nice. Random thoughts...
  17. Not with an 8 foot 2x4 strapped to your ass
  18. Wtf?! Do you have a hole in your head, or what? Oof, wait nevermind..too soon
  19. While banging other tour players wives.
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