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Longhornstampede

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  1. It used to be tools. Screwdrivers, hammers, tape measure, etc... Until I made her her own toolbox with everything I could think of. She was very happy. Then she discovered how easy it is to use power tools, namely the drill driver and drill. Thankfully she's still scared of the sawzall and the circular saw.... But she did use my angle grinder to cut nails out of a board instead of pulling them out. Now all I ask is that she remember to charge any dead batteries
  2. About 5 or 6 members of one cartel (I think at least 2 were women) on the ground kneeling and blindfolded with their hands tied behind their backs. More members of another cartel standing behind them holding sledgehammers and axes on their shoulders. After the reading of some statement, and then.the word go the guys with tools in their hands start wailing on the heads of those kneeling on the ground. They beat and hack until the remains are in small enough parts to stuff into already burning 55 gallon metal drums. I think they were trying to send a message....
  3. He probably wouldn't have hit a fairway in the entire playoff
  4. Nerves are getting the best of both in this playoff. But Englishs lie in that bunker is fucked
  5. I started a whole thread about her....she is quite the rude spinner
  6. What's with all the cholas at 7-11 on their bicycles slamming Big Gulps and doing wheelies in the parking lot? That commercial sucks but I guess they're playing to the demographic.
  7. BTW. Happy father's day to all y'all. It's 720am and I've made my first gin and tonic of the day
  8. This reminds me of the woman in front of me in line at the liquor store who walked in and was asking where the Elijah Wood whiskey was located... The look on the cashier's face stifling her laughter was amusing.
  9. After only a few beers? I think you need to change your manpon. It's making you ragey
  10. My bad. It recently became Skillets
  11. Shoulda gone traipsing around Joppe this afternoon with some 40s
  12. Start with the All Star. Good introductory fare
  13. Not bad but Davey, Sirois and Corby pulling double duty would be fun as hell. I like Sean but he'll be bringing up the rear It 2ill still be an improvement
  14. Vandy's got a pretty damn good record in this tourney.... This should be fun! HOOK 'EM 🤘🤘
  15. It's just dragged on too long. I'm out and I'll tune back in later
  16. I'm too drunk to butterfinger my way to Milo's...or anywhere else for that matter. And I have 10am tee time so I'm thinking I might actually rest
  17. No....I'm a DRUNK degenerate
  18. I e been up since this morning getting drunk!
  19. Apparently WAPO doesn't know the rules around here...
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