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Longhornstampede

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  1. Drugs are probably the family trade...
  2. Boosting the numbers for Texas by going to party in Austin
  3. Can one own too much surliness?
  4. Depends on if his mother in law is moving in to with them
  5. Project much? You sound aggy
  6. But he will get that unpermitted extra bedroom added to his house before the weekend is over
  7. Every time I see Sam Darnold I can't help but think he probably does a pretty good O face guy impersonation
  8. But do they still have the Okie on the menu?
  9. I didn't know hippos enjoyed taco bell too
  10. It's missing the Zombie Response Team stickers!
  11. I've already punched my ticket for this year. Almost had an encore at work today. Shoving my jeans downward as I'm rotating and lowering myself into the seat. About 4 inches above the seat the thrusters came on. I swear I felt my descent slowed down as I settled into the seat. Kind of felt like the SpaceX booster landing.
  12. Better than sloppy seconds
  13. Thank you. And congrats on the book!
  14. Like landing a C-5 in the Grand Canyon
  15. She always had this little smile on her face when she slept
  16. My boner is not of the strangest variety....it's just a boner
  17. Why can't car companies install a belt driven alternator/generator that recharges the batteries while it's running? Im sure someone smarter than me knows that answer by now.
  18. How hot is ADHD kid's mom?
  19. Oh come on now!!! No one could have pulled off Genghis Khan like the Duke!
  20. The answer is ALWAYS tree-fiddy
  21. I can't help you...
  22. Dos palabras...
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