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Longhornstampede

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  1. Made the "mistake" of spending an hour at Marshalls because of my wife. In the end I thanked her..The eye candy at that location in Lakewood is pretty damn nice. Random thoughts...
  2. Not with an 8 foot 2x4 strapped to your ass
  3. Wtf?! Do you have a hole in your head, or what? Oof, wait nevermind..too soon
  4. While banging other tour players wives.
  5. And he is still going to be known for bending over most of his opponents in this competition... If I am him I don't have a problem with that
  6. JT always looks like he's about to birth a litter of kittens
  7. Rose walking after that ball when it was still 2.feet from the hole is all that you need to know how this is going to end.
  8. I think even the Mercan crowd might be turning towards the Euros
  9. I love Rory giving the crowd the ol' FUCK YOU to such an asshole crowd earlier. I can understand the cheering and shit between shots...but while standing over the ball? Fuck those assholes.
  10. Fleetwood is a straight up killer
  11. North Texas's Drew Mestemaker just might be the real deal...the dude can ball out
  12. Auburn Jackson Arnold seems worse that Okie Jackson Arnold
  13. Joshua Cole sounds like a fine redneck name...for a dickhead
  14. I didn't include the pic of my wife showing her sweet ass while giving the dino a kiss....sorry, heathens. She is none of the people in the pics and neither am I.
  15. Snyder...and the golf course at a Western Texas College is named after Sammy Baugh
  16. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  17. So does the Rams defense
  18. Philly getting the no call.... On OPI
  19. Sooner are totally going to buttfuck the Horns this year
  20. April or.Sandra for me
  21. Ha! Seems like Kimmel was vocalizing all the mental gymnastics being practiced by every single poster on this thread. He took the bullet for all of y'all.
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