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Longhornstampede

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  1. Make sure the Pony Express rider gets a copy of the new key when the mailbox gets fixed.
  2. Please please please have no gag reflex...
  3. Errrbody gettin' their licks in!
  4. We are the scrimp in MIA's Terror Dome....
  5. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
  6. I lived in Battle Creek for a few years...this hits close to (my Michigan) home...
  7. The firefighter version of "Stop resisting!!". Gives them the opportunity to do their thing.
  8. Well that disappeared quickly
  9. The theme to Mannix was one of my favorites and the smoothest.
  10. Jimmy Dean Sausage fingers
  11. Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.
  12. Launching rockets with just one hand....pshaw...been doing that for a lot longer than Space X
  13. If the DAV gives you a disability rating of 0, it is still a rating according to them. A score of 0-0 is still a score.
  14. Geezus I thought I was watching an outtake from Pink Flamingos
  15. The mobster one got a chuckle out of me the first time.
  16. I pull up beside Tesla drivers just to let them know their gas cap was left open. Works every time.
  17. I'd say "wanna get my tongue next?"
  18. In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.
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