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Longhornstampede

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  1. The entire Florida team is whipping their dicks out and swinging them in Sark's and the team's faces.
  2. My wife is an optician and she hates him doing ads for Warby Parker because they are shit. She says it's not.wonder he can't hit a receiver because he probably gets shit contacts from them for free.
  3. Gonna get boatraced by this FU offense
  4. The look on Marty Robbins face is great! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcmrg_DO5h/?igsh=c3J3aHhqdnllNDNm
  5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNCKBVPy7Zy/?igsh=MXVoc3lzNGZ0MjIwNw==
  6. It's going to become Lord of the Scrimps!
  7. Made the "mistake" of spending an hour at Marshalls because of my wife. In the end I thanked her..The eye candy at that location in Lakewood is pretty damn nice. Random thoughts...
  8. Not with an 8 foot 2x4 strapped to your ass
  9. Wtf?! Do you have a hole in your head, or what? Oof, wait nevermind..too soon
  10. While banging other tour players wives.
  11. And he is still going to be known for bending over most of his opponents in this competition... If I am him I don't have a problem with that
  12. JT always looks like he's about to birth a litter of kittens
  13. Rose walking after that ball when it was still 2.feet from the hole is all that you need to know how this is going to end.
  14. I think even the Mercan crowd might be turning towards the Euros
  15. I love Rory giving the crowd the ol' FUCK YOU to such an asshole crowd earlier. I can understand the cheering and shit between shots...but while standing over the ball? Fuck those assholes.
  16. Fleetwood is a straight up killer
  17. North Texas's Drew Mestemaker just might be the real deal...the dude can ball out
  18. Auburn Jackson Arnold seems worse that Okie Jackson Arnold
  19. Joshua Cole sounds like a fine redneck name...for a dickhead
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