Jack Burton
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Sack has been hitting the sauce and posting more. I like it. Clearly he got away with everything cause of his granpappy.
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The Woodlands is where Aggies live out their dreams of owning a Maroon truck, parking their boat in the driveway and being house poor. Their main source of entertainment is Applebee's
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I stand by it, Gen X co-workers cannot help themselves and are worthless.
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Well now he can finally get Mia Khalifas attention
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1 hour ago, slorch said:
Cruz is creepy as fuck. No dispute here.
His politics is still light years better than BetaBoyHippiefuck
How old are you?
Nvm saw your other post. Of course you're Gen X. Worthless and can't help yourself. Definitely in sales
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27 minutes ago, cabowabo said:31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:Weird. I texted STOP and they did.
Is "fuck off" the same as stop?
No, be better
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No they're pretty shitty
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Reply back that she is wrong, and enjoy her retirement. Keep it simple
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Trump just came to Houston and insulted all those who helped out going through neighborhoods on boat during the hurricane.
C'mon Ted.
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Trump is gonna kiss Ted's wife
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Ted Cruz is a man of action, like shutting down the government and single handedly costing taxpayers 20 billion dollars
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Just had a Beto canvasser knock on the door in South Austin. Let her know I voted, said they might contact by email.
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Why are you voting at shitty grocery stores when you can go to a college campus and check out smokes for a half hour?
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Don't those people have jobs? /s
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Don't tell Christy that his wife and daughter have probably shared a restroom with a lesbian. Managed to avoid the rape tho. He's probably shared a restroom with a gay man and managed to not get raped either.
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On 10/20/2018 at 11:48 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:
The daughter works for Capitol one, she's seeing $200 a month since the tax cuts went into affect.
And we had among the highest corp. tax rates in the industrialized world didn't we ?
She's seeing $20, not $200
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2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:
There’s a real story but now it’s being sensationalized. That linked Salon article says the senior bus referenced earlier was organized by Black Lives Matter.I think it's Black Voters Matter, not black lives matter. Either way, shouldn't make a difference in being acceptable.
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American business just got some sweet welfare from R's that knocked their taxes down 40%, make those fuckers offer healthcare plans.
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She cheats on her spouse, which is a prerequisite nowawadays, so maybe.
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4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
To investigate any links and/or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with Trump's campaign
To exclude "whatever else you find along the way" would be not following the original charter.
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16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
It’s conspiracy, not collusion.
And if it were being real, Mueller would conclude that Trump is an unregistered agent of at least one foreign government.
He would also conclude Trump directed multiple conspiracies to obstruct justice.
You can add about a dozen other obstruction charges including witness tampering.
Addidtionally, assuming Trump could be indicted, these could also be in play:
18 U.S. Code § 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201
18 U.S. Code § 203 - Compensation to Members of Congress, officers, and others in matters affecting the Government
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/203
18 U.S. Code § 205 - Activities of officers and employees in claims against and other matters affecting the Government
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/t...temp_noupdates
18 U.S. Code § 208 - Acts affecting a personal financial interest
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/208
18 U.S. Code § 210 - Offer to procure appointive public office
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/210
18 U.S. Code § 211 - Acceptance or solicitation to obtain appointive public office
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/211
18 U.S. Code § 219 - Officers and employees acting as agents of foreign principals
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/219
18 U.S. Code § 225 - Continuing financial crimes enterprise
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/225
18 U.S. Code § 227 - Wrongfully influencing a private entity’s employment decisions by a Member of Congress or an officer or employee of the legislative or executive branch
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/227
18 U.S. Code § 3 - Accessory after the fact
18 U.S. Code § 4 - Misprision of felony
18 U.S. Code § 35 - Imparting or conveying false information
18 U.S. Code § 115 - Influencing, impeding, or retaliating against a Federal official
18 U.S. Code § 118 - Interference with certain protective functions
18 U.S. Code § 119 - Protection of individuals performing certain official duties
18 U.S. Code § 152 - Concealment of assets; false oaths and claims; briberys
18 U.S. Code § 153 - Embezzlement against estate
18 U.S. Code § 154 - Adverse interest and conduct of officers
18 U.S. Code § 157 - Bankruptcy fraud18 U.S. Code § 286 - Conspiracy to defraud the Government with respect to claims
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/286
18 U.S. Code § 287 - False, fictitious or fraudulent claims
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/28718 U.S. Code § 371 - Conspiracy to commit offense or to defraud United States
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/371
18 U.S. Code § 594 - Intimidation of voters
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/594
18 U.S. Code § 595 - Interference by administrative employees of Federal, State, or Territorial Governments
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/595
18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
18 U.S. Code § 599 - Promise of appointment by candidate
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/599
18 U.S. Code § 600 - Promise of employment or other benefit for political activity
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/600
18 U.S. Code § 601 - Deprivation of employment or other benefit for political contribution
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/601
18 U.S. Code § 602 - Solicitation of political contributions
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/602
18 U.S. Code § 606 - Intimidation to secure political contributions
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/606
18 U.S. Code § 610 - Coercion of political activity
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/61018 U.S. Code § 662 - Receiving stolen property within special maritime and territorial jurisdiction
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/662
18 U.S. Code § 663 - Solicitation or use of gifts
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/663
18 U.S. Code § 664 - Theft or embezzlement from employee benefit plan
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/664
18 U.S. Code § 666 - Theft or bribery concerning programs receiving Federal funds
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/66618 U.S. Code § 872 - Extortion by officers or employees of the United States
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/872
18 U.S. Code § 873 - Blackmail
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/873
18 U.S. Code § 874 - Kickbacks from public works employees
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/874
18 U.S. Code § 876 - Mailing threatening communications
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/876
18 U.S. Code § 879 - Threats against former Presidents and certain other persons
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/879
18 U.S. Code § 880 - Receiving the proceeds of extortion
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/88018 U.S. Code § 951 - Agents of foreign governments
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/951
18 U.S. Code § 952 - Diplomatic codes and correspondence
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/952
18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private correspondence with foreign governments
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/953
18 U.S. Code § 954 - False statements influencing foreign government
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/954
18 U.S. Code § 955 - Financial transactions with foreign governments
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/955
18 U.S. Code § 957 - Possession of property in aid of foreign government
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/957
18 U.S. Code § 1503 - Influencing or injuring officer or juror generally
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1503
18 U.S. Code § 1505 - Obstruction of proceedings before departments, agencies, and committees
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1505
18 U.S. Code § 1509 - Obstruction of court orders
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1509
18 U.S. Code § 1510 - Obstruction of criminal investigations
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1510
18 U.S. Code § 1511 - Obstruction of State or local law enforcement
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1511
18 U.S. Code § 1512 - Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1512
18 U.S. Code § 1513 - Retaliating against a witness, victim, or an informant
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1513
18 U.S. Code § 1517 - Obstructing examination of financial institution
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1517
18 U.S. Code § 1519 - Destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in Federal investigations and bankruptcy
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1519
18 U.S. Code § 1520 - Destruction of corporate audit records
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1520
18 U.S. Code § 1521 - Retaliating against a Federal judge or Federal law enforcement officer by false claim or slander of title
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/152118 U.S. Code § 1952 - Interstate and foreign travel or transportation in aid of racketeering enterprises
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1952
18 U.S. Code § 1954 - Offer, acceptance, or solicitation to influence operations of employee benefit plan
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1954
18 U.S. Code § 1956 - Laundering of monetary instruments
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1956
18 U.S. Code § 1957 - Engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1957
18 U.S. Code § 1960 - Prohibition of unlicensed money transmitting businesses
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1960And I didn’t even include anything under the perjury or treason category.
Where did you copy paste this from?
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What do you think his "original" charter was?
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11 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
A lot of the same posters jerking off about Beto were jerking off about Wendy. That’s the point.
I don’t think most Texans want to hand a vote to Chuck Schumer. Which is what electing Robert O’Rourke does.
😐😐😐😐😑
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Also, Betts interfered with the fan, the fan did not interfere with the catch. Who needs a baseball board
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Pancho is also drunk, cause that shit above is cringworthy.