Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

FloridaHorn

Burnt Ends
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by FloridaHorn

  1. 54 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

    Just don't see why this should be a continuing problem.  @immamac turned a major shithole into this veritable Taj Majal in one night, with nothing more than three Mcribs a six pack of White Claw and a little black tar heroin. I'm even giving strong consideration to contributing my tree-fiddy in appreciation. 

    Have you seen @immamac? He also turned water to wine and fed 5000 people with a couple of loaves of bread and a fish.

  2. 31 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    Test drive one, people trading in Mercedes and BMWs for them. Half the price. Last I heard dealers still had trouble keeping any in stock.

    Base starts at 32k, loaded under 50k

    Traded in my wife's BMW 550 for a Kia K900 a few months ago. The Kia is a much nicer car.

  3. 17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    None of it makes any sense. In fact, I don’t see much of anything associated to the Texas HC job/replacement making any sense. As such, you could tell me almost anything right now and I’d at least have to consider it. That appears to be the mood of this entire thread, as well. 

    Except for chili needing beans/potatoes. I ain't considering either one of those abortions.

  4. 50 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


    This is a difficult hurdle for some minds to clear and I don’t see how. It’s pretty gotdamn simple: the national “reports” are reporting what Bohlshit and FCB reported, referencing them right out the gate, not confirming anything on their own. The entire foundation of their reports are what was in the AAS, and FCB’s ridiculous line to open his story on the “news.”

    it was on the internet...it must be true!

  5. 35 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

    I’m at the Austin airport about to fly coach to Denver. Urban is not here.

    I'm at the Tampa airport about to fly to Chicago. Shelly is not here.

  6. 7 hours ago, Getafix said:

     

    Craddox - several independent, major sources reported that discussions had ended a few days ago.  (National, not $9.95ers).

    Do you know why?

    Because they got their info from the local guys.

  7. ·

    Edited by FloridaHorn

    6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    A school who values football making a football decision. 

    Their hire will reflect this as well, Freeze is a scum bag, and I wouldn’t be shocked if they kick the tires on Briles as well.

  8. 2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

    If we can't win make the B12 title game with this rooster what makes you think we are going to make it with an even less talented one in the future? 

     

     

    That’s the big cock energy we need

  9. 4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

    Better job, more money, an easier playoff path and more fertile recruiting. There's been smoke from a few different places that he may not be super happy there as well. 

    Easier playoff path, I’ll give you, but the rest are bullshit.

  10. 1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

    She’s fantastic! Honestly. She needs a tree fiddy membership. There is no way she doesn’t know about our McRib thing on surly. Ketch, FCB and those 9.95 sites can’t take McRib credit! Ha.

    its happening!!!!!!!!!

    If Meyer signs with Texas I will pay for her membership here

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.