Texasrocks
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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:
Wat?!?
Born and raised in Dallas, Texas, Gibby Haynes is the son of actor Jerry Haynes, best known as Dallas-based children's TV host "Mr. Peppermint", and Doris Haynes. His uncle was Fred E. Haynes Jr. Haynes attended Trinity University to study accounting. After graduating, he went to work as an auditor for the accounting firm Peat Marwick.
As a Trinity grad, this hits close to home.
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26 minutes ago, alphahorn said:
In twenty pages this will become the story about how Alphahorn killed his dad with a pair of Lucchese's.
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25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:
Thank you for the warm welcome. Apparently the sign up process worked for lower functioning imbeciles and I didn't realize that I needed to just dumb down the process. Similar to how whales communicate via methods that make human speech appear retarded. You would understand that. I'm apparently down at your level now and signed up.
Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.
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30 minutes ago, taybo20 said:
So Urban wants to wait for Fox and OSU to be done before he takes the Texas job? The fox thing makes no sense. If he cared enough about coaching he’d want to be at the school making moves, not on TV wasting time. And the OSU finishing thing is even stupider. So he values OSU more than Texas? Seems like a good thing for Texas. Maybe if they play OSU in the future he can just bend over for them.
I'm firmly in the no one knows anything camp. But I believe the rationale given for waiting on OSU is the coaches and support staff UM would bring with him want to wait until OSU's season is over. That's as plausible as anything else.
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1 hour ago, futureman said:
I think you mean it aligns with my view. that uninformed midget pays $9.95 for his opinions.
don’t ever forget that on this whole goddamn board—all of longhorn online media, even—I am the only one who was right from day one. because I am plugged in at the very top. seriously.
I thought you were plugged in the bottom.
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Just now, Poolflood said:
1 - this is why night shift rules.
2 - what is his surly name? It's @immamac isn't it?
Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.
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11 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:
I’ve never been to Horseshoe Bay so I don’t know outside of Texas or even neighboring states if it’s a destination point.
Hunting season is always pretty busy at the HSB airport and there is usually a bump in traffic on Fridays and Sundays. But I'd guess that's mostly Houston and Dallas traffic.
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Urban Meyer or bust
in Football
I was walking around campus yesterday and saw this guy who was clearly lost and totally wasted. I asked him if he needed help. He puked in the bushes and then said he was looking for the head coaches office. I said, "the homeless encampment is over there." He said, "I'm not homeless, I'm from Alabama." So I gave him a line of coke and a McRib and then walked him to the stadium. He said he went to LA once and everyone treated him like crap, but everyone in Austin was so nice that he was moving here for five years at $5 million per year.
I don't care if you believe me or not. It happened.