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Texasrocks

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  1. 7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


    It should be a rule that if you say "nah"  or "hard pass" you should have to state your preference.

    I'd take either of those over "on point."  I recently heard some one say their tacos were on point.

  2. 1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

    VY best player and '85 Jack Yates best team in Houston HS football history?

    Not just Houston, that Yates team has to be in the running for best Texas HS team of all time.

  3. 26 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

    Holgo

    Tuberville 

    Both downgraded on purpose. 

    They were both going to be fired within a year. That's not the case at Florida or ND at the moment.

  4. Florida and Texas are in the same tier of schools and ND is close behind. How often do coaches make a lateral move without a break in between or extenuating circumstances (like Jimbo escaping the dumpster fire he left at FSU)? I can't think of any examples.

  5. 26 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

    There is only one proper toe on a boot. The Lucchese roper.  Sammy Lucchese was my dad's best friend, unfortunately my dad diagnosed his oral cancer that killed him. 

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    In twenty pages this will become the story about how Alphahorn killed his dad with a pair of Lucchese's.

  6. 25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

    Thank you for the warm welcome. Apparently the sign up process worked for lower functioning imbeciles and I didn't realize that I needed to just dumb down the process. Similar to how whales communicate via methods that make human speech appear retarded. You would understand that. I'm apparently down at your level now and signed up.  

    Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.

  7. 1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

    Is there anymore BIL action coming out other than this

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    There can't be to many BMDs who write million dollar checks to buy out a coach and have a deer lease so...

  8. 30 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

    So Urban wants to wait for Fox and OSU to be done before he takes the Texas job? The fox thing makes no sense. If he cared enough about coaching he’d want to be at the school making moves, not on TV wasting time. And the OSU finishing thing is even stupider. So he values OSU more than Texas? Seems like a good thing for Texas. Maybe if they play OSU in the future he can just bend over for them. 

    I'm firmly in the no one knows anything camp. But I believe the rationale given for waiting on OSU is the coaches and support staff UM would bring with him want to wait until OSU's season is over. That's as plausible as anything else.

  9. 26 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

    Major Applewhite is no longer available...

    Applewhite's Houston teams had great offenses. They couldn't play defense. This is good hire and hopefully gets him a head coach gig down the road.

  10. 1 hour ago, futureman said:

    I think you mean it aligns with my view. that uninformed midget pays $9.95 for his opinions.

    don’t ever forget that on this whole goddamn board—all of longhorn online media, even—I am the only one who was right from day one. because I am plugged in at the very top. seriously. 

    I thought you were plugged in the bottom.

  11. 45 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

        SpaceX prototype Starship rocket SN8 explodes during test flight...

     

    Crazy 2020...

    I believe the phrase you're looking for is spontaneously disassembled. Sort of like our offense for much of the season.

  12. 1 hour ago, Jack Wilson said:

    No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

    You just described the Tom Herman era.

  13. 11 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    I’ve never been to Horseshoe Bay so I don’t know outside of Texas or even neighboring states if it’s a destination point.   

    Hunting season is always pretty busy at the HSB airport and there is usually a bump in traffic on Fridays and Sundays. But I'd guess that's mostly Houston and Dallas traffic.

  14. 46 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

    So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

    It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?

  15. 24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    -Ian Boyd is touting Sonny fucking Dykes...thats worse than Kubiak IMO

    This coaching search carpet bombing. If he mentions every possible coach, he can later claim he knew who it would be and just couldn't say it directly.

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