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  1. 10 hours ago, Celery Man said:

    i don't know how this story occupied a long unused fold in a dark corner of my brain, but it did and likely was from the shaggy days? I'm not sure if this originally came from aggy, but that is where i found it just now

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    I'm really disturbed by this part:

    "Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time..."

    WTF

     

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  2. 33 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

    Exactly.  His bets are hedges on his free stuff if they win promotions.  He can't lose.

    Yep. That asshole is just taking out insurance policies but not calling Lloyds to do it. Then the clown has the audacity to openly be AGAINST legalizing sports betting in Texas. Elite hypocrisy. Fuck that guy.

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  3. 10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

    He worked all offseason on his English.  Did his first full English interview earlier this season with Emily Jones.  His interpreter was there with him, and he put up the arm and said I got this and just went with it with Emily.  She was jawdropped and gave him a big hug afterward and nearly had tears about "how proud she was of him and how good his English was"  Was a pretty cool moment.  

    That's actually a cool story, brah. But you should watch the clip despite it being tiktok...

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  4. 16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    You don't rise up to the ranks of the type of person who is left unattended near the Oval nor the Residence unless you're pretty sharp.  Sharp people look for blind spots or gaps in attention.  Coke users look for blind spots and gaps in attention.  Sharp coke users really look for blind spots and gaps in attention.  And there are a lot of them in D.C.  The person knew how to get it in that space, where to hide it, and meant to go back and get it but never had the chance.  There's also a very good chance it was a dead drop.  Male staffer staying late with some female staffers.  They're having some drinks, catching up on work, pre-partying before they go meet the crew on G Street.  Guy whispers to hot blonde, "I left you something near the xyz door, top left drawer under the legal pad."  Just put your back to the camera like you're shuffling for papers and palm it.  

    Next thing you know they all get a text to meet on F Street straightaway and they all hustle out, dude figures he'll come back and get it later or come in on Saturday like a trooper.  Trouble is he got so fucked up, he slept all day, and by Monday the sweep was on.  This shit happens literally every other week in every administration.  

    But some of y'all's conspiracy theories are pretty damn amusing.  

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    9c6a10_aabab999ec6e4034965396ec5a919b8f~

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  5. 9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

    Look at me, Ted Cruz, a regular actual human being.

    Fify

     

    Look at that fucking cunt. Found the perfect shot in front of a flipped over truck, then at the last minute some unpaid intern tossed him a pair of never-used gloves from a looted hardware store. Chef's kiss.

    eta: by looted hardware store I probably mean a go bag full of props that travels with him to make him look useful in certain situations despite being a slimy invertebrate. 

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