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Disco Strangler

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  1. I hope that he trips and falls while walking past a stable of Clydesdale horses, rips the rear seat of his britches, and is fucked to death in the ass by every stallion in the barn. The only acceptable end to America's mare. 

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  2. Proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. . . .
    except in Texas, where you are not free to: plan your family how you want, criticize Israel, read what books you want, invest your money in funds you want, go to internet sites you want, assemble how you want on a college campus, raise a transgender kid how you want . . .

     

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  3. Brilliant to point out that some of the more vocal anti-immigrant assholes in Texas are themselves immigrants to Texas.  Other states are not sending their best.  They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're brining those problems with them.  They're brining drugs (Ronny Jackson is unfortunately native).  They're brining crime (looking at you Paxton).  They're rapists.  And some, I assume, are good people.

    Among the immigrants that have crossed the border to infiltrate our once-great state to make it markedly shittier:

    -John Divine (Indiana immigrant)

    -Ken Paxton (Virginia immigrant)

    -Chip Roy (Virginia immigrant)

    -Bathroom Dan Patrick (Maryland immigrant)

    -Ted Cruz (Canadian immigrant with temporary Cancun residency during scary weather events)

    -Charles Schwertner (Alabama immigrant) 

    -Michael McCloud (Louisiana immigrant)

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  4. 25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks.  And you'd fuck her?  What a bold stance, esquire.  

    Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.

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  5. They withheld breaking the windows?   Like Mitch withheld holding a vote on Obama’s SCT nominee.  Learn not to drink and drive into a lake.  
     

    Mitch normalized the hatred of the half of Americans who just happened to see things marginally differently than him.  On the list of things that broke us, Mitch was the asshole charging in with the battering ram. 

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