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  1. I was told that the worst thing about prison was the dementors.
  2. As pathetic as John Carter and Ted Cruz showing up at the Abbbot version of this CHIPS event to take a victory lap on legislation they voted against.
  3. Proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. . . . except in Texas, where you are not free to: plan your family how you want, criticize Israel, read what books you want, invest your money in funds you want, go to internet sites you want, assemble how you want on a college campus, raise a transgender kid how you want . . .
  4. Liked the hillbilly porno version better: Enter Feller
  5. Brilliant to point out that some of the more vocal anti-immigrant assholes in Texas are themselves immigrants to Texas. Other states are not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're brining those problems with them. They're brining drugs (Ronny Jackson is unfortunately native). They're brining crime (looking at you Paxton). They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. Among the immigrants that have crossed the border to infiltrate our once-great state to make it markedly shittier: -John Divine (Indiana immigrant) -Ken Paxton (Virginia immigrant) -Chip Roy (Virginia immigrant) -Bathroom Dan Patrick (Maryland immigrant) -Ted Cruz (Canadian immigrant with temporary Cancun residency during scary weather events) -Charles Schwertner (Alabama immigrant) -Michael McCloud (Louisiana immigrant)
  6. Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.
  7. Bedbug shrimp, tainted shrimp, human traffic shrimp, anti-biodic shrimp, unsanitary condition shrimp . . . . .
  8. Which of these bitches getting fucked hardest by this cockeyed son of a bitch? His mistress, his wife, or this other sweet piece of ass that he keeps corn-holing:
  9. They withheld breaking the windows? Like Mitch withheld holding a vote on Obama’s SCT nominee. Learn not to drink and drive into a lake. Mitch normalized the hatred of the half of Americans who just happened to see things marginally differently than him. On the list of things that broke us, Mitch was the asshole charging in with the battering ram.
  10. That's the caravan from October 2018 that resulted in a second term for Cancun Cruz. Why wouldn't Trump protect the border?!?!
  11. My favorite Rudy movie:
  12. Biden's woke-ass agenda presided over a period of time when the green M&M candy became un-fuckable! Now what candy spokespersons am I supposed to jerk off to?
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