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  1. and because Barr's tongue isn't two inches up in Trumps butt hole. On second thought, I am thankful for the cartoonist's restraint.
  2. The Pornhub access ban in Texas will continue indefinitely. At least until we stop voting for Texas autocrats who are worming themselves into every aspect of our lives while we sit around congratulating ourselves about how "free" we are. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-supreme-court-wont-halt-texas-age-verification-online-porn-2024-04-30/#:~:text=April 30 (Reuters) - The,against constitutional free speech protections.
  3. I hope that he trips and falls while walking past a stable of Clydesdale horses, rips the rear seat of his britches, and is fucked to death in the ass by every stallion in the barn. The only acceptable end to America's mare.
  4. What an over-reaction by our impotent governor.
  5. I was told that the worst thing about prison was the dementors.
  6. As pathetic as John Carter and Ted Cruz showing up at the Abbbot version of this CHIPS event to take a victory lap on legislation they voted against.
  7. Proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. . . . except in Texas, where you are not free to: plan your family how you want, criticize Israel, read what books you want, invest your money in funds you want, go to internet sites you want, assemble how you want on a college campus, raise a transgender kid how you want . . .
  8. Liked the hillbilly porno version better: Enter Feller
  9. Brilliant to point out that some of the more vocal anti-immigrant assholes in Texas are themselves immigrants to Texas. Other states are not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're brining those problems with them. They're brining drugs (Ronny Jackson is unfortunately native). They're brining crime (looking at you Paxton). They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. Among the immigrants that have crossed the border to infiltrate our once-great state to make it markedly shittier: -John Divine (Indiana immigrant) -Ken Paxton (Virginia immigrant) -Chip Roy (Virginia immigrant) -Bathroom Dan Patrick (Maryland immigrant) -Ted Cruz (Canadian immigrant with temporary Cancun residency during scary weather events) -Charles Schwertner (Alabama immigrant) -Michael McCloud (Louisiana immigrant)
  10. Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.
  11. Bedbug shrimp, tainted shrimp, human traffic shrimp, anti-biodic shrimp, unsanitary condition shrimp . . . . .
  12. Which of these bitches getting fucked hardest by this cockeyed son of a bitch? His mistress, his wife, or this other sweet piece of ass that he keeps corn-holing:
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