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Disco Strangler

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  1. 8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

    Definitely won't be Porter. I hope whoever he picks is in their 20s and from a safe district.

    No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]

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  2. Thought about starting a new thread: 'Songs that shred at the end" - Decided to post here instead.  My latest jam is songs that seem kind of lame for most of the song, but end with in-your-face molten lava.  The sound seems mediocre, maybe melancholy, but then leaves a third degree blister on the senses just at the end.  Think three quarters of Case McCoy and fourth quarter of Vince Young.

    Turns out looking for similar songs is not readily searchable.  Here are a few examples that I am talking about - let me know if you can add to my playlist.

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  3. Mistress would describe on the stand how she often put her thumb in Ken’s butthole while spitting a loogie on his nondescript wiener.  Angela would write two pages of handwritten notes, pondering the true cost of keeping a man like Ken satisfied. The following Sunday, both Paxtons would return to Collin County, hold hands in church, and say a prayer of thanksgiving, sure that they are truly the righteous amongst us. 

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  4. 1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

    I was in 7th grade and I remember being extremely upset that they didn't cancel afternoon football practice. Selfish little asshole that I was not grasping the magnitude of the event, also why the fuck didn't they cancel football practice? After practice I remember going home and watch hour after hour of coverage on cable. I got sick of it later in the evening and noticed that Nickelodeon was the only channel not talking about it so I watched like an hour of Spongebob before going to bed.

     

    My wife was in Kindergarten at the time and has no memory of it other than adults being upset about something.

    That is how you humblebrag.  *cough cradlerobber cough*

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