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Posts posted by Disco Strangler
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21 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:
You go to the gym?
You should get that thing on your face checked out.
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Hey, some asshole dork taped some bullshit to your back. Let me help you out and take that embarrassing sign off you.
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Try that kind of outburst next year in the exercise yard, gonna get shanked.
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36 minutes ago, Hard Times said:
So is it a coppermouth or a cottonhead??
Cottonheaded Ninnymuggin.
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Based on the the rapid rate of our once-grand state's decline into dip-shittery, Oklahoma would probably be on board as well.
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Israel
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Kid Hitler can fuck right off.
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I wouldn’t hire a West Texas A&M grad to wash my dog.
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Horrible Whore-able
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For him, I hope it’s both. America’s shittiest president electrocuted, eaten by a shark and then a flotilla of Magatard boats and their incompetent shark hunters headed out to sea like a scene from Jaws.
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That looks staged.
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8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:
Definitely won't be Porter. I hope whoever he picks is in their 20s and from a safe district.
No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]
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He reminds me of Adrian Peterson. . . . because he was beating those kids with a switch.
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In on page 666
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Thought about starting a new thread: 'Songs that shred at the end" - Decided to post here instead. My latest jam is songs that seem kind of lame for most of the song, but end with in-your-face molten lava. The sound seems mediocre, maybe melancholy, but then leaves a third degree blister on the senses just at the end. Think three quarters of Case McCoy and fourth quarter of Vince Young.
Turns out looking for similar songs is not readily searchable. Here are a few examples that I am talking about - let me know if you can add to my playlist.
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- Podcast - drink
- democrat party - drink
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No more tears in heaven . . .
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Mistress would describe on the stand how she often put her thumb in Ken’s butthole while spitting a loogie on his nondescript wiener. Angela would write two pages of handwritten notes, pondering the true cost of keeping a man like Ken satisfied. The following Sunday, both Paxtons would return to Collin County, hold hands in church, and say a prayer of thanksgiving, sure that they are truly the righteous amongst us.
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Bring in Nate Paul to testify!
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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:
I was in 7th grade and I remember being extremely upset that they didn't cancel afternoon football practice. Selfish little asshole that I was not grasping the magnitude of the event, also why the fuck didn't they cancel football practice? After practice I remember going home and watch hour after hour of coverage on cable. I got sick of it later in the evening and noticed that Nickelodeon was the only channel not talking about it so I watched like an hour of Spongebob before going to bed.
My wife was in Kindergarten at the time and has no memory of it other than adults being upset about something.
That is how you humblebrag. *cough cradlerobber cough*
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the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
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Well, polish up that Edward R. Murrow award. Journalism will never be the same again.