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Disco Strangler

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  1. 46 minutes ago, texasdago said:

    Not only... they need to go after the liquor ads to really go bonkers.

    I went to a YMCA camp one year when I was in elementary school.  First time I had really spent time away from my parents and I hated it.  Went once and that was it.  I remember a few things about camp... one was our counselor who was showing all of us how magazines use subliminal advertising to cause us to sin.  Case in point... see this ice cube in this ad for Crow Royal?  Yeah, ice cubes don't look like that... look at that cube... that's a demonic face there.  See it?

    I kid you not.

    https://www.warc.com/newsandopinion/opinion/of-sex-and-ice-cubes-the-great-subliminal-advertising-scare/en-gb/2558

    All of my ice cubes have wieners.

    Spoiler

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  2. Wait - now A&M is the woke home of raging libtards and UT is the safe space for intolerant fascists?  
    And Abbott actually makes me long for the salad days of Rick Perry?

    Signs and wonders.  
     

     

     

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  3. The Pornhub access ban in Texas will continue indefinitely.  At least until we stop voting for Texas autocrats who are worming themselves into every aspect of our lives while we sit around congratulating ourselves about how "free" we are.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-supreme-court-wont-halt-texas-age-verification-online-porn-2024-04-30/#:~:text=April 30 (Reuters) - The,against constitutional free speech protections.

     

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  4. I hope that he trips and falls while walking past a stable of Clydesdale horses, rips the rear seat of his britches, and is fucked to death in the ass by every stallion in the barn. The only acceptable end to America's mare. 

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  5. Proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. . . .
    except in Texas, where you are not free to: plan your family how you want, criticize Israel, read what books you want, invest your money in funds you want, go to internet sites you want, assemble how you want on a college campus, raise a transgender kid how you want . . .

     

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  6. Brilliant to point out that some of the more vocal anti-immigrant assholes in Texas are themselves immigrants to Texas.  Other states are not sending their best.  They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're brining those problems with them.  They're brining drugs (Ronny Jackson is unfortunately native).  They're brining crime (looking at you Paxton).  They're rapists.  And some, I assume, are good people.

    Among the immigrants that have crossed the border to infiltrate our once-great state to make it markedly shittier:

    -John Divine (Indiana immigrant)

    -Ken Paxton (Virginia immigrant)

    -Chip Roy (Virginia immigrant)

    -Bathroom Dan Patrick (Maryland immigrant)

    -Ted Cruz (Canadian immigrant with temporary Cancun residency during scary weather events)

    -Charles Schwertner (Alabama immigrant) 

    -Michael McCloud (Louisiana immigrant)

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