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Posts posted by Disco Strangler
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Let’s game play this out. In November, I’m voting down the ballot against the anti-democracy party in every race from governor to school board. However, since that party has won all statewide race for two decades, I’m wondering if I should be voting int the (R) primary to choose the least bad option should my candidates be doomed to fail in November. If my vote puts Paxton or Patrick or Hotwheels into a run off, isn’t that better than playing out the (D) primary? Plus, I would get to vote in the run off. What downsides am I missing?
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57 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:
I just want to thank Joe Biden for steering us out of the abyss and into the greatest economy this world has ever seen. Standing offer for the slackjaws on here from the cabal that we are here to help you with those bootstraps if you need any.
LGB
Ronald Regan!?! The actor?
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5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:
BULLSHIT!
What you say?
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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
whoa whoa, some people think that viagra and cialis are a treatment for covid ?
welp, quick google search shows tucker carson has deemed it the miracle cure !
Admitted to the hospital FOR a raging hard-on? Or,
Admitted to the hospital WITH a raging hard-on?
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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:
I hope they’re accosted all along the way by people shaming them.- 1
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1 hour ago, tchookem said:1 hour ago, kevwun said:Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.
Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.
He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier. Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.
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If hate was a super power, Huffines would be Thanos.
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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
he would politicize the hell out of thatSo, he would milk those titties?
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Local, so have tickets every year. Left at halftime. Crowd was 85% inbred Sooners. Constant horns down every time the “fan cam” showed the OU crowd. They are obsessed with us.
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An asskicking started this lard ass super villain’s origin story. Maybe his wife beating his ass will conclude it
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Tell me your dick doesn’t work without telling me your dick doesn’t work.
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Somebody needs to check on Randolph Duke. That dude was born for moments like this.
Nevermind . . . . found him.
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Let's start monetizing these sonic gems:
Shaped Dressed Man - end credit of Kingsman 5: He/Him/They
TV Dinner - Swanson's add scroll on Surlyhorns.com
Pearl Necklace - Zales regional ad buy (Houston area)
Jesus Just Left Chicago - Illinois Satanic Temple recruiting video
Mexican Blackbird - ???
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12 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:
W is the worst president we’ve maybe ever had that didn’t actively commit treason.
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Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild?
Since he was a Chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the Winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the Winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming Winter going to be cold?’
‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold Winter?’
‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold Winter.’
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?’
‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest Winters we’ve ever seen.’
‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'.
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18 minutes ago, Lobo said:
yes, those people absolutely had/have Meadows' cell number. You think they give a shit about national security when it comes to passing out high level phone numbers. My fucking cousin had Meadows' cell number. I love the guy but he shouldn't have fucking Domino's Pizza's phone number.
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21 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:
Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7: “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.”
Bets on who this is? Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.
Bad form to tag on one’s prior post, but Gym Jordan was the loudest seditionist at the podium today, so I predict this quote is his work.
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Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7: “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.”
Bets on who this is? Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.
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Thomas is a self-hating and fairly ignorant asshole. He would reverse Loving if given the chance even though he is married to a white woman.
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17 hours ago, Bookman said:
We're all going to die of something.
Is pussy overdose an option?
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An alien watching this game from space would thin Schooler is Michael Jordan level dominant. B
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Question - pretend Gomert runs and actually wins Texas AG and sends Paxton packin' (yes - I should be a political consultant), is Texas better off or worse off than they are now?
Pros: Paxton gone, Gomert not going to embarrass Texas in Congress, Gomert probably gets Trump's backing (Paxton loses not only Trump pardon, but also Trump endorsement)
Cons: Gomert's seat likely filled with some East Texas dipshit, Gomert continues to file similar ridiculous lawsuits as Paxton did
Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
in Lulz
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Looks like somebody found one of my old mix tapes.