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Disco Strangler

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  1. Let’s game play this out.  In November, I’m voting down the ballot against the anti-democracy party in every race from governor to school board.  However, since that party has won all statewide race for two decades, I’m wondering if I should be voting int the (R) primary to choose the least bad option should my candidates be doomed to fail in November.  If my vote puts Paxton or Patrick or Hotwheels into a run off, isn’t that better than playing out the (D) primary?   Plus, I would get to vote in the run off.  What downsides am I missing?  

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  2. 57 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

    I just want to thank Joe Biden for steering us out of the abyss and into the greatest economy this world has ever seen. Standing offer for the slackjaws on here from the cabal that we are here to help you with those bootstraps if you need any.

    LGB

     

    Doc Brown Gasp GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy

    Ronald Regan!?!  The actor?

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  3. 3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

    whoa whoa, some people think that viagra and cialis are a treatment for covid ?

    welp, quick google search shows tucker carson has deemed it the miracle cure !

     

    Admitted to the hospital FOR a raging hard-on? Or,

    Admitted to the hospital WITH a raging hard-on?
     

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  4. 1 hour ago, tchookem said:
    1 hour ago, kevwun said:
    Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

    Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

    He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

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  5. 18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    yes, those people absolutely had/have Meadows' cell number.  You think they give a shit about national security when it comes to passing out high level phone numbers.  My fucking cousin had Meadows' cell number.  I love the guy but he shouldn't have fucking Domino's Pizza's phone number.  

    moe szyslak episode 3 GIF

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  6. 21 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

    Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7:  “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.” 
     

    Bets on who this is?  Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.  

    Bad form to tag on one’s prior post, but Gym Jordan was the loudest seditionist at the podium today, so I predict this quote is his work.  

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  7. Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7:  “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.” 
     

    Bets on who this is?  Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.  

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  8. Question - pretend Gomert runs and actually wins Texas AG and sends Paxton packin' (yes - I should be a political consultant), is Texas better off or worse off than they are now?

    Pros:  Paxton gone, Gomert not going to embarrass Texas in Congress, Gomert probably gets Trump's backing (Paxton loses not only Trump pardon, but also Trump endorsement)

    Cons: Gomert's seat likely filled with some East Texas dipshit, Gomert continues to file similar ridiculous lawsuits as Paxton did

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