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Disco Strangler

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  1. 2 hours ago, Pancho said:

     

    Those dipshits made me ashamed of my Andy Griffith Show fandom.

    Imagine an episode where a fat, loudmouth Yankee with an inability to tell the truth about anything comes to town.  Barney and Gomer might get duped at the beginning and Don Knotts would work some comedy magic.  However, by the end of the episode the entire town of Mayberry would ride that blow-hard asshole out of Mayberry. 

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  2. 7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

    With young kids at home that can’t get vaccinated, I’m not about to go to anything with a big crowd.......especially in a covid hot spot state.  I was kind of horrified looking at the Florida crowd on TV yesterday.

    I’m surprised by the middle finger reactions to this post (clearly I’m naive - I’m sure this comment will draw similar negatives). With a COVID death toll of 660K+ in the last 18 months, it is surprising to me to see the stadiums as packed as they have been.  

    The games may or may not drive spikes, but I would expect that by the end of the season a bunch of college football fans (more than 1K?) will have contracted a fatal case of the virus from game attendance.  Even if I’m wrong, I’m sure that others have taken a similar cautious position.  I might take on extra risk in my life to see a Texas/OU game in person, but not to see us play an exposition game against Rice or Kansas.  
     

     

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  3.  I wonder if there would be precedent for a statute that creates a private cause of action that rewards plaintiffs with $10,000 for a successful suit against against any gun seller (commercial or private sale) that does not fully comply with all gun sale regulations.  If a seller succeeds in defending itself, no recovery of attorney fees.  Snitch on a bad sale = $10K profit.  

    Some motherfuckers seem to forget a time not too far in the past when this state was ruled by a different political party and assume that the tide will never turn.  

  4. 4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    One time I got a high five from Billy Joel while he was singing Uptown Girl. 

    Suuuure.  And one time, Bruce Springsteen pulled me up on stage to dance with him while he sang Dancing in the Dark.

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  5. 4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

    Four days after denouncing Democrats for wearing masks, Lindsey just announced he has Covid-19. He was on Joe Manchin's boat this past weekend with a group of Senators.

     

     

    Reckon Manchin’s boat may have had some seamen  on the poop deck?

  6. 23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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    I would fund a 30 for 30 on these two fuckwads.  Names, employers, churches, failed marriages discussed in detail.  The show would include An interview with a junky (misspelling intentional) daughter sharing details of her molestations - the entire family knew about the crimes, but hid.  Hopefully, both of these cock suckers died in a trailer park from COVID a week after Biden won the election.  These seditionists are the mascots of the generation of dipshits who ruined this country.   Do we know their names?   How do we find them?

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  7. 7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

    My Norwegian coworker has lived and worked here in Austin for 25 years and this is still the thing he brings up when people ask him what he finds strangest in America vs. his home country.

    I’m not a Norway expert, but I did watch both seasons of Ragnarok (in the same way Euros are experts on US culture based on watching every episode of Dallas and Friends).  Norway seems non-diverse in terms of race, class, career fields and religion.  They trust each other because the are a country made up of clones of each other.  

  8. 45 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    More idiocy aimed at public schools (and some universities). I've never understood how the use of this phrase passes muster under the First Amendment. Is it because it doesn't spell out a specific god?

     

    This cocksucker from Mineola has been busy this session.  Sounds like a shithole place.  

  9. 5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

     

    HEB has shelves full of this shit.  Can HEB once again step in during our nation's most dire time of need and be the hero that we deserve?

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