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Ignatius

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  1. 2 hours ago, redswingline said:

    Not sure if I already said this...fuck Bud Adams.

    Fuck Tagliabue too because he approved the "Retirement" of the Oilers logo and everything. WITF was that? That was some bastard fuck you shit.

    When the 2nd iteration of the Browns came back - they were the Browns. They didn't shut off the name sake for perpetuity.

    Oh and fuck the Titans too. They are NOT the Oilers and don't deserve to claim any of the history.

    TLDR: Fuck Bud Adams and Fuck Tagliabue

    The owners of the franchise own the logo, colors, everything; Taglibue had fuck all to do with it. The reason the city of Cleveland got to keep that shit is that Art Modell agreed to relinquish his rights to it in exchange for dropping their lawsuit that was potentially blocking their move to Baltimore…

  2. On 1/5/2026 at 3:41 PM, 'stache said:

    Playing the Texans, at Houston, when they are as good as they have been and can possibly be, and while we're still led by a senile cunt who is incapable of improving the franchise. It'll be their own Super Bowl, and we'll get crushed like a bunch of bitches. It's inevitable. Fucking die already Jerry and take Stephen with you.

    Hate to disappoint you, but it won’t be our Super Bowl….

  3. 5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

    Stats say otherwise. They are right in the middle.

    Also, one positive to not winning the division is no first place schedule. Should be very manageable as we play the AFC North and NFC Eest, 2 of the worst divisions in the NFL. Here are our 2026 opponents:

    Indianapolis Colts x 2
    Tennessee Titans x 2
    Jacksonville Jaguars x 2
    Baltimore Ravens
    Pittsburgh Steelers
    Cleveland Browns
    Cincinnati Bengals
    Dallas Cowboys
    New York Giants
    Philadelphia Eagles
    Washington Commanders
    Buffalo Bills
    Los Angeles Chargers
    Green Bay Packers

    Where you finish only matters for 3 of your 17 games…

  4. 2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    Y’all can cry about all you want about the Saturday early game, but at least you can get nice and properly drunk during the game. Not happening on a Monday.

    Why the fuck not?

  5. 23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

    Also, I think we’ll avoid the dreaded Saturday afternoon game for the first time in recent memory. It has to be the Carolina game, doesn’t it?

    I think every single one of our wild card round games has been the early Saturday game right?

  6. 10 hours ago, Js1 said:

    I also don't see why everyone wants to rest starters - we still have to win to be the 5 seed. Isn't playing the AFC North champ the best path? Neither are that scary, compared to the 6 seed (hot ass Jax team) or 7 seed (Pats)

    Just play to win every game…

  7. On 10/29/2025 at 5:44 PM, Tylerocks said:

    As someone that worked briefly in the roofing biz, I'm surprised roofing hasn't come up more often in this thread.

    While I would hesitate a little to call it a scam profession, it's definitely sketchy.  Very predatory, filled with aggressive, unethical canvasser/storm chaser dirtbags, and an industry rife with fraud.

    Definitely agree in the case of the ‘free roof’ companies; you have to be leery of anyone who opens their pitch by telling you (without directly saying it) that they’re going to rip off your insurance company. Oh, but you’re going to do a high-quality, professional job on my roof and not fuck me over somehow too? Go fuck yourself…

  8. 2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

    We ran 62 offensive snaps in the game. Nico saw just 1/3 of the snaps and was missing on crucial game altering downs. Noel and Higgins who make huge plays when given the chance COMBINED were on the field for 1/3 of our offensive snaps.

    Ah OK now that I hit the Twitter link I see the names associate with the totals; my bad.

    But are those snaps based on all plays or just pass plays? Thus would suggest that we didn’t have a single WR/TE who played more than 1/3 of our total snaps, which doesn’t seem mathematically possible. Thinking it’s more likely that Nico ran routes on 24 of our 28 passing plays…

  9. Just now, Js1 said:

    Locked in if we win next weekend, can move up if the Jags lose.

    Not sure I want to face Lamar/Henry. We’d probably send Rodgers into hospice if we got the Steelers

    It don’t make a shit.

    If we don’t turn the ball over and don’t have any pre-snap penalties on offense there’s not a team in the AFC that’s going to beat us…

  10. 3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    So locked into the 7 seed pretty much no matter what? New England is a good match up for us, and we have something for Josh Allen. Need some weather luck.

    At Pittsburgh sounds pretty damn good.

    We are the #5 seed now…

  11. No CR but this insanely hot chick burned a lot of bridges with her support for animal rights at the height of her fame. Whether you agree with her or not, she was a fucking pioneer and put her beliefs in front of her earnings.

    And oh by the way she was an all-time insanely hot piece of fucking ass…

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