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  1. 13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Don't do this on this board. 

    In the greater sense, you're right @Tex Pete. It could have used some workshopping and the statement looks like it belongs on the Atheists board. Sorry for the offense. I'd delete it if I knew how.

  2. 11 hours ago, Horn117 said:

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    That's right, bitch, the Jesus you worship and have trusted with all of your ostentation and pious self regard made it a part of His divine plan that you and your teammates should lose yet again to the Texas Longhorns. Go get some Chick Fil A, it'll make you feel better. Oh wait, better check if they're open.

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  3. 18 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

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    Hell of a voice though. Gotdamn shame 

     

  4. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

    Nothing better to get the ol' Orinoco flowing circa 1988

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  5. 56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    I assume the Zaza is booked for Rodeo. I wouldn’t stay in the Medical Center. The hotels are pretty dated,  and you pay a premium to be close to the hospitals. 
     

    Downtown hotels should be priced better, but they won’t be cheap. 
     

    Honestly, I’d probably get a VRBO in EADO or West U and just Uber everywhere. As long as you’re not going to or leaving NRG, you won’t pay the Rodeo surge pricing. 

    As I laid in the Daily Texan Houston thread, the only time the Red Line isn’t dicey is when a uniformed cop is riding in each car and on the platforms. 

    I live in the Museum District, but was in temporary housing in the area for much of last year. There are good short term rental options in the area, which is highly walkable. 

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  6. 13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    JoJo getting in some licks

    Somewhere along the way, this upside down Oompa Loompa got it in his fucked up head that the double jerk and twist was appealing to the cult. And maybe it is, because they’re in a fucking cult, but to the rest of us it looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant’s dick.

    We do not have to “get over” another innocent child being shot and killed in school. I refuse to “get over it.” This fucker can’t get over a fucking election he lost nearly 4 years ago but a 6th grader was shot & killed YESTERDAY and today, it’s just time to “move on.” Asshole.

    Gotdamnit, JoJo! Why can't you just leave me be? I have a wife, two dogs and a cat. Even if I was unencumbered,  I can't live in Jersey---it's too fucking cold.  But: "...looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant's dick." ! Perhaps only Ralphie's prose about the Red Rider BB Gun has ever approached this unreachable summit of literary genius and intoxicating wit. I give you an A+++++++++, and shall continue to love you unrequitedly from afar.

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  7. 11 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

    What is the theory behind why MM could throw on target 1st half and then suddenly couldn’t hit a barn 2nd half?  Fatigue?  In game injury?   Mental breakdown?
    I don’t think I have ever seen a QB fade that drastically and then stay down so consistently before.  

    At halftime he said, "Up your butt, Jobu" and drank the rum???

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