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  1. 28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    I can't believe the parochialism of this place sometimes. Chicken fried steak has white gravy; country fried steak has brown gravy. And for some reason, about half the time country fried steak is an unacceptably soggy mess.

    When I lived in Texas, I would hardly ever go to Texas Roadhouse. Now, it's a regular monthly event, because it's the only place in the Triangle to get an honest to God chicken fried steak.

    This is best read in the voice of my avatar. 

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  2. 19 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

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    You son of a b*tch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a b*tch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones. You only moved the head stones. Why? Why?

    You must be a genius as I immediately thought of this as well, but was too lazy to post. 

  3. 11 minutes ago, TexasToast said:

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    Kate, if you would physically demonstrate your preferred position for coitus, I'd be quite pleased to oblige. Hmm, I see. Very good then...

  4. I'll be in Portland watching the game with the Texas Exes. I was in Key West watching the Charlie Strong Jerrod Heard win. I was in DC for the Dicker the Kicker Take the Loss Pussy win. And I will be at Ankeny Tap and Table watching OU get gorilla buttfucked and I will be making many rude and derisive comments  toward our meth-faced neighbors.  Fuck the Sooners, win assured, book it motherfuckers, you're welcome.

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  5. guys lot GIF Are we too soft? Is our fanbase too entitled? Does burnt orange cause erectile dysfunction and lead to the heartbreak of psoriasis? Stop it, you neurotic navel-gazers!

    Remember who you are! YOU, Surly, are Texas culture, and when Wulaw's whole family was crammed into an RV he did not know how to drive and he had a raging boner with nowhere to go did he just sit there helpless huffing his children's jerky farts? No, he invented the Sex Tent and told Mrs. Wulaw, "Get in there and brace yourself because it's Bizness Time! ".  When we stole Slorch's corch from him and suddenly Lubbock seemed to him a dreary, flat, manure-smelling hell-scape where dreams go to die and common antibiotics lose their effectiveness against venereal disease (instead of the paradise it truly is), did he off himself??? No, he bitched and moaned for a few days but now he's in his backyard practicing his tortilla tossing and is happy as shit. I know Slorch is sand aggy but my point is we need to learn from his example. I mean, I can go on:  fucking Burnt Ends, F250 inventing Sugar Baby techniques that he experimented first on himself like Jonas Salk, before altruistically sharing his knowledge with the rest of us... That's TEXAS. CULTURE. And Texas is defined by US, not fucking Kirk Herbsreit and fucking pud look-alike Paul Finebaum's senile musings on what Texas needs in order tuh weeyin in thuh big bad  S-E-C x3. Fuck that shit. We're perfect just as momma made us, and when Texas gets surly we are going to win.

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  6. 5 minutes ago, ARKFAN said:

    I assume you're referring to me. I posted a straightforward comment, no ill intent. If we had lost I would have congratulated you. 

     

    I posted on the game thread at halftime that I wish I could be as confident as you guys were negative because I have seen Texas come from behind enough times against us that I had no level of confidence that it wouldn't happen again. 

    I don't hate the Longhorns nor the state of Texas. Want to beat you? Absolutely. Respect the program? Absolutely, since the sixties.

    If this makes me an asshole, fine.

     

     

     

     

    Having lurked on this site and previous iterations far longer than my post count would indicate, my experience has been that reasoned speech and good sportsmanship are rare commodities, so my intention was to express my doubts as to your sincerity with a little good natured ribbing for your pleasure. "Asshole", on this site, is a replacement noun which can be used to describe any person place or thing interchangeably with the actual word. Ex: "Honey, I'm parched. Could you toss me a cold asshole from the fridge?"  So, pos rep and no offense intended, dickweed. I wish the best to your and your porcine family.  If you feel the need to respond that you are not a dickweed, point taken and might I suggest you try a new website called PoliteHorns.com---not very popular but just now getting off the ground.

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  7. 2 hours ago, ARKFAN said:

    Yeah, all players are too young to know unless informed. Pitt spent time with team explaining how important to Arkansas fans the game was. Even showed film of the 1969 game. 

     

    Clearly that gave Arkansas an edge. 

     

    I don't believe the performance of Texas was indicative of the quality of your team. Get the offensive line play up to just average and ya'll would be a totally different and much better team, IMO. You've got one of the absolute top RB in the country. 

    I believe many of ya'll underestimate Arkansas based on our recent embarrassing seasons and underestimate the potential of this year's Longhorns. 

     

    Just win next week, beat OU and the world will seem right again.

     

     

     

     

    Case in point: This asshole hates Texas so much he's even trying to Stockholm syndrome us. Good game, get fucked, see you next year when we'll be carrying shanks, Porky Pig.

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