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  1. 11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Unless they got back together, they haven't been a thing for years.

    I'm an educated man but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago or the love life of Robert Plant. 

     

  2. I like most everybody mentioned previously. When I hear Norah Jones sing I don't know whether to be horny or sleepy, kind of like when the old lady wants sexy time.  Stevie Nicks is great, but wouldn't be in my top 10. Best female vocal performance of all time is pre-cocaine Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". My personal #1 is Robert Plant's current squeeze, Patty Griffin.

     

     

  3. 34 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

    Arch Manning, of the New Orleans Mannings, is not going to allow his recruitment to be influenced by the whims of Reuben Owens and anyone that says otherwise should be power-pegged.

    At first glance I read it that way...FIFY.

  4. 2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    Not with those nose-picking racist chickenshit runaway cowardly moron sodbusters it shouldn’t.

    @Armybrat bested The Machine in a game of logic. Congratulations, old timer, you have passed your cognition and competency test and shall be given a drivers license for life along with governmental sanction to operate heavy equipment and do any explosive demolition you deem necessary.  Also, here's a card good for 15% off at Arby's between the hours of 2pm and 4pm. 

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  5. 2 hours ago, Machinator said:

     

    Love it, if true. However...it also sounds a bit like the very beginning of an aggy spirit Penthouse letter. To be truly equivalent, though, it would need three or four more long paragraphs culminating in Bijan happening across a  group of servicemen and women lowering Old Glory, whereupon he stands at perfect attention, hand over his heart, and when the flag has been put to rest for the evening, Bijan begins to sing The Eyes of Texas in a perfect soprano like young Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun...badda-badda everyone who witnessed this became Longhorn fans for life forsaking all others. THE END

  6. On 4/15/2021 at 9:43 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

    Every time you buy a Egg McMuffin you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Egg McMuffin. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands. 

    Jack Handy? Is that you?

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  7. 22 minutes ago, ABSR said:

    Middle square is the "FREE" win square.

    It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.

  8. Nice podcast. Listened this a.m. while on KP duty at the casa. Kudos to @slorch for being a good sport even though all his corches are belong to us.  @shadow_operative thanks for the roundball insights. I haven't been this invested in Texas basketball since TJ Ford's freshman year. Really excited to see what they are going to Look like. @RGBIII, that crawfish sushi roll sounds horrendous but, because you are likely neck deep in cotton candy smelling tittays right now I accept that you don't care to hear my opinion. @immamac, thanks to you as well for keeping this rickety prisoner ship of degenerates and imbeciles afloat <Richard Gere I've got nowhere else to go. gif>.

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  9. 17 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

    I was drunk and angry and you all were being arrogant assholes, which of course is what we all do as anonymous posters on internet message boards, and so I responded as any red-blooded American male would. I flipped you the bird. 

    That’s what guys do. Don’t be thin skinned about it. I flip the bird to people I like and dislike equally. Right now you fuckers are being insulting to us. A little bit. So I responded. Don’t get so pissy about it. 
     

    You can flip the bird back at me. I won’t cry about it. In the end I think we may have actually gotten the better end of the deal. Or I might be wrong. Who knows. 

    mr rogers middle finger GIF

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  10. 18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    This place is at it's best when you guys hire (or don't hire) some amazing coach.  Also, when you fire (or don't) some shitty coach.  I don't care nearly as much about whatever the fuck happens to OU these days.  As long as you bastards bring this type of entertainment.  Just when you think you can't be more entertained...mix in some Slorch.  Holy shit.  Peak Surly. 

     

    Moar please...

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