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  1. Bullshit. Everyone needs to be staying the fuck home NOW. No eating out, no going out to socialize, etc. No going in to work.

    Where is the leadership on this? Obviously not at the federal level. But not at the state or local level either. We're going to be in much worse shape economically and socially because we're not doing this shit right now.

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  2. 52 minutes ago, Homercles said:

    Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
     

    <heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

    <vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

    “I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

    “YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

     

     

    The one who I can't even listen to say her name is Nadia Hamdan. I'm sure the problem is with me, but it's like nails on a chalkboard.

  3. I knew post-impeachment that there'd be more Trump bullshit and fuckups to come. But this.....HOLY SHIT ... this willful, stupid malfeasance that is going to get thousands upon thousands killed.....should be punishable by execution. 

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  4. 12 minutes ago, Tuco said:

    I'll give props to Cruz, Collins, and the other dipshit for actually announcing they are self-isolating.  They could have blown it off.  They could have not announced it.  Both would have been in better line with Trump's Baghdad Bob's messaging, but instead they are modeling good behavior.  There, I gave Cruz a compliment.  Now I need to go wash my hands. 

     

    Dammit, I read this at first as "self-immolating" and got all excited for nothing

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  5. 1 hour ago, ftf82 said:

    Roberts was the deciding vote in the Texas case that was more or less the same as this new case from Louisiana.  Are you saying that was the wrong choice?

    Wrong. He voted to uphold the restrictions in Texas that are nearly identical to the ones in Louisiana. 

    He only voted to stay the Louisiana law because the majority had voted the other way in the Texas case. 

    He loves him some pretext to let transparent "protecting women's health" justifications erode any meaningful access to abortion services. 

  6. Madeleine Connor is just straight-up nuts, and I mean that literally. 

    She was at a judicial candidate forum recently and someone asked about why she deserved the judgeship after being branded a frivolous lawsuit-filer by the state bar, and her response was "I disagree, that's just your opinion." And also, "Chapter 11 is unconstitutional."  This from a now- district judge applying state law. LOL 

  7. Great Job Lindsay---- congressional oversight to begin immediately! (only over Democrats not in office and especially if there's a candidate attached to a factually baseless allegation we can spread)

    No oversight over the executive who sells out the country in broad daylight. Nope. All good.

    Still can't wrap my mind around how the obviousness of the corrupt bullshit double standard doesn't get through even to the credulous boomer rubes.

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  8. 13 minutes ago, Pasken said:

     

    Graham uses big boy words now.

    ah, Linds is emboldened now that he think he's gotten away with his own corruption. Where have I seen that before. 

    Now, onto endless propaganda to accomplish what the whistleblower stopped Trump from finishing. 

    Fucking hell

  9. it's a defamation suit, not a criminal proceeding (and I'm sure the statute of limitations has passed). There won't be any court order compelling him to give a sample, and the suit will be settled, dismissed, or just litigated into eternity. Don't get excited.

  10. i haz confused because I thought the WH defense was now, "yes Trump blocked the aid but it was legit because the Bidens are corrupt."  How do Bolton's statements do anything but corroborate the quid pro quo part that is now ok because Trump cares so much about corruption?    

  11. Right, I don't get the strategy of strict focus or perhaps congressional "decorum" at this point.

    The D's fully fucked up by seeming to give into the narrative that they "lost" on the Mueller report. It would be easy to hammer the point that Mueller found Trump & Co. welcomed Russia's help in the election. And that Mueller documented TEN instances of obstruction, which he concluded might have affected investigators' ability to find they illegally conspired. 

    And that Trump takes the bullshit victory lap from Barr's mischaracterized report by continuing the pattern of ....... welcoming foreign intervention in his election.

    Fuck it's not complicated.

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    1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

    Too bad half the country is sitting around their TV’s saying how smart the Presidents lawyers look (they pick their nose like I pick my nose) and those dang Dems keep going on with this witch hunt.  I made the mistake of listening to CSPAN earlier today when they let the people call in and I could only take 3 minutes of it.  The Republican callers all live in a different reality than the rest of the world and sadly they vote at a much higher rate than the other side.  Sad.

    True. I copied some shitbag's comments,  I think it was from KUT's facebook page even, could be a troll but I really think it's serious....and shows just how much the "other side" thinks impeachment supporters are the craaaazy delusional assholes who are brainwashed. Point being---nutbar stuff is the mainstream now.

    Infuriating:

    How can any of you from the left support what’s happening? How can you be proud of that? You do realize the left never provided one piece of evidence. Schiff and Pelosi lied to everyone on national television. Now they are crying this is unfair? Are you kidding right now. They had every chance in the House to call all the witnesses, and they chose not too call them. It’s not the Senates job. Schiff is still refusing to release the transcript from the secret basement testimony with the whistleblower. What’s he hiding? Why are they doing everything in their power to try and ensure the Biden’s aren’t on the stand? You accuse Trump of crimes with no proof at all, and accuse these crimes were committed with the Biden’s in mind. See how your witch-hunt is just hurting the Left and improving Trumps approval numbers.
     

     

  13. 1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

    Did you go to Sealy ISD, because that sounds exactly like our cafeteria.  When we had our band banquet in the spring every year, we had the school cater and had turkey and dressing, with this gravy that looked like pea soup, sounds horrible but goddam it was good.  And the homemade cinnamon rolls were the fucking bomb.

    The Fuck. When I was in elementary -- in the 70s-- we'd get horrible crap like "salisbury steak" with the fake grill marks, that musta slid out of some unholy vacuum pack along with its own ooze like a primordial fetus. And mashed potatoes made from those instant potato flakes which tasted like wallpaper paste. One kid got suspended because, after learning some Texas history, he made a flag pasted to a toothpick and stuck it into his potatoes as a protest....it said COME AND TAKE IT (please)

    Meanwhile  you guys got homemade gotdamn soul food

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