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  1. 59 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

    It makes sense if you believe he is controlled by malevolent psychos trying to run this country into the ground.

    Fify. Its the weirdos in his orbit. 

    Grandpa just wants to be adored, stay out of jail and jerk off a few invisible dicks.  Maybe golf and grab a cart girl by the pussy.  He is fucking this up horribly, or more correctly the people running this shitshow are. His popularity is going to plummet while various goons like Musk, Miller etc destroy the federal government.

    What he needed to do was have a bunch of fake firings and mail everyone a fat check with his name on it.  Measures with a Total lack of any fiscal conservativeism are his only popular policies.  Instead he's talking everything. Worst case scenario really.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

     

    That's the worst part for me; we have it so good relatively speaking, and our corporate overlords really had a good thing going keeping us addicted to shiny shit and working 80 hrs a week without complaining much and we are tossing that away at the behest of a few assholes.

    I guess murdering millions in Iraq should have been adequate foreshadowing.

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  3. 46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

    Now that we have AI, you can employ it to go through the entirety of the posts on Surly and ask it to return the ones that say “Boy - that gator guy sure is smart!”

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    Did he shave some dongs into the back of your hair?

    Ran into my client at the barber and watched him talk his way through an entire shave.  Bro there is razor on your neck, chill.

  4. 26 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

    That fraud is not in the park service or social security. It is in big contracts for big business and in the military-industrial complex. So fat chance any of that goes away.

    But, as I have said, even if Elon Musk and DOGE did a great job and massively increased government efficiency while reducing waste and fraud at an almost platonic level...it will all be for nothing because it would be swallowed up in the tax cuts. The debt will continue to grow.

    But of course they are actually currently making government very much less able to do its job and don't seem to be cutting much actual waste and fraud. 

    That's the entire ethos. Break shit to prove shit is broken.

    I for one find it heartening that  W still probably has thousands of dead Veterans left to paint in his feeble attempt to assuage his guilt.

    Then maybe he can start painting all the children he had murdered next. Pretty large rock to push bubba.

    And Barry can chill knowing he "inherited" the problem.

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  5. 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Ummm....you didn't mention what makes him a piece of shit?

    He sells Used Cars.

    Have you not seen the cinematic masterpiece that is True Lies?

    He Treats Women like Objects.

    Shitty politics.

    I dont really need to see a dorky middle aged white guy get his weiner  aggressively gropped whilst waiting for my Pozole.

    I dont like his face.

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  6. 2 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Can a car dealer claim prima nocte?  Asking for a friend considering a career change.

    My neighborhood is lousy with Japanese mini trucks.  They can be had at well below golf cart prices, and are small enough to go anywhere a golf cart goes.

    Collaboration?

  7. 2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    The thing is that the GOP and thus America has the soul of a car dealer. Rent-seeking, grasping, anti-competitive, dependent on stacked decks, and convinced that they were born on third because of their innate talent and competence. 
     

    The car dealer is the American feudal lord or nobility.  The car dealer is given a territory which he possesses and which is inheritable, a larger lord may buy his right or marry into it but the peasantry can’t purchase an RMA.  The great houses only get bigger, the minor nobles only shrink, the bloodline only becomes more incestuous. It is inherently rent-seeking and is extractive, neither the manufacturer or client receives a benefit and the car dealer’s position is ultimately secured by the government. And yet the car dealer believes their little fiefdom and the rents they pay extract are the essence of the free market. 
     

    Imagine an entire economy and government with the mentality of the grubbiest Hyundai dealer in a mid-major metropolitan area.  That’s what we have. 

    How dare you sir, Scott Elder is a dealer by the people for the people. *   **

    *He sells Mitsubishi; who buys those?

    ** He's a piece of shit that is known to visit various Lakeway watering holes whilst hammered with various womenz with gross bolt ons, purple teeth and mediocre boltons- so prolly post in DT

  8. 42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    "You can and should absolutely discuss 'free markets' and 'personal liberties,' but anything that has even a whiff of 'but also maybe have reasonable restraints on those things in the public interest' is grounds for immediate termination."

    Liberty to grab women by the pussy, and rape them?  Write me that editorial!  An opinion that maybe, just maybe, it's wrong to grab women by the pussy and rape them, and we should have and enforce laws against those things?  You're fired.

    Bezos is evil, film at 11:00.

    Understood, but they breathelessly greedy and as such, are forgetting the part where the poor whites still need some cookie.  Maybe just a  few crumb to survive.  They are just taking more and more.

  9. 10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    Quite a phrase 

    I like equitable distribution of wealth and resources, as long as it's not funded!

    2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    He is the absolute worst.  I'd rather listen to Geoff Ketchum.

    You are a sick fucker

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  10. 41 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

    Here we go.

     

    Because ABQ is sitting on some energy portal of doom and any time I fly anywhere near that place I'm subject to massive turbulence, near death experiences and lamentations of all the women on board.  Amd occasions vomit not of my own.

    A reroute on fumes to Amarillo had me contemplating deplaning without permission to rent a car to drive home vs going back to ABQ to change planes to Aus.

    Even when cruising direct to SFO if we go more northerly I know I'm getting turbulence around ABQ and again over the Sierra. Fuck that Sunport.  People think Den is the evil, I dunno ...

  11. 20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    I'll throw 102.7 on sometimes if I'm just wanting a little mindless background noise or don't feel like finding a podcast to dial up.

    Who in the fuck is listening to a Trey Elling solo show? I'd rather chop my balls off.

    I actually enjoy his guests and interviews with comedians.  He gets great guests. Somehow.  But I hate his smug ass voice, and smartest libertarian in the room shtick to do that very often. And as a petty asshole , i kinda get a laugh that half of his shows don't air because of some live sporting event the network broadcast during his time slot.

  12. 3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    Consider Sara a prospective future member of this thread:

     

     

     

    My wife is on a Lake Travis Moms group. I have no idea why except for the drip of idiocy dopamine hits, like sick fucks that frequent Tex Ags here. Anyway, lots of posts looking for Anti Vax pediatricians- apparently and the ground zero for patriot DRs is Marble Falls.  Least suprising news ever. At least DKR passed peacefully before the freaks killed him vía a previously cured disease.

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  13. 1 hour ago, safe sex said:

    It's so telling every "conservative" refuses to even try defending this shit, because the acting of actually putting those thoughts in writing necessitates that you examine them. And they're not in the habit of examining their thoughts. Sometimes doing that makes you change your mind.

    "I'm not really into politics"

    I'm  sure plenty of Germsns said the same thing in the early 40s.

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  14. 42 minutes ago, Chopper said:

    Delusional mf

     

    Trump and Musk do owe thier success to a rare but effective power of delusion, mental illness,  personality disorders, lack of shame and lack of empathy.  

    It's rather Amazing.  Musk believes he can fix all of our problems despite many business failures. Same with Cheeto. It must be liberating to be able to act like a complete asshat daily and not have a tinge of regret.  If I saw video of myself doing the Musk leap or the two dick dance I'd forever wallow in shame.

    These guys feel emboldened.

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  15. 54 minutes ago, Chopper said:

    Educate your friends and neighbors about their Teslas while you're breaking their glass and spray painting that shit  /only kidding about spray painting

     

    One of my Tesla driving clients is good for about $500k in work annually; so no I don't think I will be doing that.

    All my homies dumped thier Teslas several years ago.

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