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  1. On 7/18/2018 at 3:50 PM, Superhero said:

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".

     

    And who are you?  Besides someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

  2. Lots of great ones mentioned.  Don't think anyone has mentioned "Last Exit to Springfield" yet.

    So great.

    DENTAL PLAN.... Lisa needs braces... DENTAL PLAN.... Lisa needs braces... DENTAL PLAN... Lisa needs braces... DENTAL PLAN... Lisa needs braces... DENTAL PLAN....

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  3. On 7/18/2018 at 11:05 AM, Bash Riprock said:

    I think it's funny how us Tech fans have to congregate to a UT message board to discuss the going ons of our program. Our community needs a message board. RP sucks cocks.

    Same boat.  

    I'm not a huge fan of the groupthink on OrangePower.com or whatever other OSU message boards are still out there.  Thank goodness I found Shaggy all of those years ago.  

  4. On 7/19/2018 at 4:21 PM, Eastwood said:
    On 7/19/2018 at 4:16 PM, henrygandorf said:
    it's my understanding that she's a high end hooker, who's also interested in legitimate theater (acting, writing, directing).  but some of the dialogue almost made it sound like she was a pornstar.

    She could be a high end hooker who is internet famous. That was the vibe I was getting.

    I guess I missed the part where she was supposed to be famous or something. I thought she was essentially supposed to be like a high-end gold digger... and they are essentially just equating her to a high-end call girl since she's basically an attractive young woman who is willing to be with someone for the right amount of "allowance" or something.

    Yeah that sound exactly like a call girl, but I don't get the idea she's actively turning tricks.  It's more like she's willing to be in someone's life if they "take care of her" or something along those lines.

     

    11 hours ago, TriStone said:

    Snowballing is what I believe they call that.

     

    LOL that was the first thing I said and my GF was like, "Ummm how do you know that???"  Obviously she hasn't seen Clerks.

  5. Yeah this show is very pulpy/soap opera-y, but I do find it really entertaining.  I really like the various layers of all the characters and how they interact with each other.

    And the performance are strong across the board, really with the exception of Brian Cox, who is kind just hamming it up in a supervillian kind of way.

    Loving Alan Ruck and Shiv, in particular. Also the guy who plays Tom is doing a great job as well with a really oddball character.  I love that Tom vacillates between sympathetic and kind of sociopath-ish from scene to scene, depending on who he's interacting with.

    I like that Kieran Culkin dialed it back a little bit in the past few episodes.

  6. LOL not a good look for Fedora.

    Fun trivia - he was Gundy's first OC hire and was the first of three to eventually get FBS head coaching jobs (Fedora, Holgorsen, Todd Monken). 

    Monken is now the OC of the Tampa Bay Bucs.  He would be my #1 choice as the next OSU coach if Gundy happened to up and leave in the next few years for whatever reason.

     

     

     

  7. On 7/16/2018 at 11:04 PM, pops said:

    They fucked up when they didn't hire maddon when they hired matheny. It would have taken a cold beer and a shiny nickle to get him out of Tampa to come home to his childhood team. 

    I don't think we are looking at a 70s or 90s malaise because there is talent in the pipeline but DeWitt needs to decide if he wants another ring or if he's happy just making gobs of money off one of the most loyal fanbases in the game. 

    Actually I think the fuck up was not hiring Terry Francona. IIRC, he actually did interview for the job, and it came down to him and Matheny and they chose Matheny. 

    I don't recall Maddon ever being in the running/being considered, although in hindsight he certainly should have been.

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  8. 17 hours ago, kopp0e said:

    I in now way endorse the opinions of the ESPN host, but here you go:

     

    DAFAQ?  How does what Mike Holder said translate to OSU having a "delusional fanbase?"

    Mike Gundy probably probably has the highest "fan approval rating" of any OSU head coach in history outside of maybe Eddie Sutton.  Outside of maybe a lunatic fringe, you would be very hard pressed to find any amount of OSU fans who would take Mike Holder's side in the Mike Holder vs. Mike Gundy shit, and THAT is not close.  

    Mike Holder, in fact, probably has a net negative "approval rating" among OSU fans.

    As to the point that Holder was making...I mean... there is sort of a big disconnect between our performance (top 10 in the country in wins over the past decade) and our recruiting rankings (typically top 30ish).

    So on the one hand you could say that's a credit to Gundy and his staff in finding lower rated guys and coaching them up to higher performance levels, but it also leaves you wondering how good we could be with even, say, consistently top 15-20 recruiting classes instead of top 30-40 classes.

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  9. 21 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    This reminds me of Iowa fans.  I've yet to go to an Iowa State road game in the Big 12 and not see Iowa gear.  Even in Stillwater, actually.

    LOL yes.

    My ex-wife (no pics) is a University of Tulsa alum.  I was with her at like a Tulsa-San Jose State game one time and some OU jackwagon was sitting in front of us wearing his OU gear.

    I'm like, dude, seriously... you're at a TU-San Jose State game and you feel the need to wear your stupid OU gear???? For fuck's sake.

  10. 5 hours ago, Sparky said:

    Yeah the hooker girlfriend scene was so uncomfortable where he told her that he loved her.  I could see a Kendall falling off the wagon scene but man that was just so cliche and kind of weak.  The scratches on Logan's back as he was getting out of the pool?

    Assume that was from the "mean uncle" that Kendall mentioned in the confrontation in the kitchen.

    Almost all of the corporate stuff in the show is laughably unrealistic (the aforementioned Board meeting, etc.), but I am finding the show highly entertaining anyway. 

    Kendall going off the rails was a bit cliche but it sure made his character a lot more fun.  It also maybe shows a glimpse into how he actually got the position that he was in.  It seems that clean Kendall was far too careful.  Off-the-rails Kendall has a zero fucks given attitude.   

    So the obvious lesson is that if you want to be successful in business, do lots of drugs.  Especially cocaine.  It's the best.

  11. 2 hours ago, Ollie Slatt said:

    My guess is that this asshat regularly strutted around Stillwater in OU gear, occasionally someone commented on it, and in his head that translates to an OU obsession. 

     

    When we start putting upside down OU stickers on our car, then we can talk about an obsession . . . 

    For sure.

    Every single non-Bedlam OSU home game you can find numerous jagoff OU fans wearing their OU gear.  And it's usually grown-ass men wearing jerseys.  But we are the ones obsessed.  Right.

    I can't think of a better example of "my life sucks balls so I will strut around in the gear of a successful program at an event that they are not associated with in the hopes that I can I be associated with at least one good/successful thing."

     

  12. 41 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

    I don't think that we're looking at anything quite as bad as the 70s.  The farm system is actually very solid.  They are stacked with arms.  I think that they just need to build a team for defense and pitching rather than going out and trying to get a bunch of hitters.  The problem is that they have shitty defense.  Hell, what do I know.  Maybe we are heading into a 70s type run.

    Yeah agreed.  The farm system is very solid and there is too much talent/assets to get like a 70s type swoon or even like a late 80s/early 90s swoon when the Buschs stopped caring before DeWitt took over and hired TLR.

    The very fact that they are getting rid of a manager that has a better winning % as a Cardinal than either TLR or Whitey (true!) shows that ownership/management is engaged and knows the team/organization is capable of more.  Hell it's not like the wheels have completely come off... look at the Mets this year or like the Giants last year... the situation isn't anywhere near something like that.

    Matheny is a good manager... he's just not a championship manager.

     

  13. On 7/15/2018 at 9:33 AM, Jakel said:

    Lol.  I lived in Stilly for 11 years.  The insane jealousy of OU and them caring more about not losing to OU than beating anyone else.  It’s paralyzing to their fanbase.   So you guys have that in common.....

     

    Sweet fresh take, bro.

     

  14. 25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    Just announced that we're getting beer sales at football games.  It better not be an exclusive InBev pisswater contract.  We have a pretty good brewery in town that should be part of any beer sales scheme.  I'm already forgetting games because of age.  This won't help.

    From the news release:

    Beer will be sold at up to 22 locations adjacent to existing concession stands throughout Boone Pickens Stadium, and will include craft selections.

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  15. 6 hours ago, Dutch said:

    Lady I work with’s son is going to oSu and is in the exact scenario you provided. He attends a Catholic high school in Dallas, is top 20% of his class with good SAT & ACT, extracurriculars, all that stuff. Yet he has no shot at his dream school (UT) or even UT-D.  Okie St offered him in-state tuition, which will be cheaper than Tech.

    Good deal for the kids and schools. 

    Yup.

    I do some recruiting for the energy company I work for on the OSU campus, interviewing potential business interns.

    By the time the students get to me, they have gone through multiple rounds of screening and so I'm only talking to a lot of the top students (mostly 4.0s, tons of activities and awards, etc.).  Typically, I'm interviewing maybe 8-10 students... usually about half are from either Tulsa/OKC and half are from Dallas or Dallas suburbs.

  16. On 6/25/2018 at 9:19 AM, Lobo said:

    Only been one time.  Fans were great to us.  They opened up a bar across the street from Eskimo Joe's for us so we had a place to drink for an hour before EJ's opened up at 9:00a for an 11:00a kickoff.  They really do hate OU as much as we do. Campus isn't so much ugly, as just kind of sterile looking.  little strip of downtown we saw had a good college town vibe, course we weren't there at nightfall to see what is blossomed into.  

    Only complaint about the town is we landed a Southwest flight there, but we couldn't take off from there because the runway was too short for a 737.  So we had to take buses down to OKC to meet our bird.  But damn if those people weren't hanging out by our bus as we left thanking us for coming and handing out beers for the ride. 

    That's weird.  I see 737s take off from the Stillwater airport all the time. Lots of teams that come in charter 737s in and out of Stillwater.  

     

    On 6/25/2018 at 11:55 AM, Valmy77 said:

    OSU is located in the least ugly part of Oklahoma and their fans are great. My uncle and cousin are both grads. They hate the Sooners. They are my favorite non-Texas Big 12 school.

    Also somehow Dexter Manly attended classes at OSU for four years while being functionally illiterate so they clearly have excellent support structures for special needs students.

    Other pointed it out, but will reinforce that Stillwater is in no way, shape or form the least ugly part of the Oklahoma. The northeastern part of the state around Tulsa and southeastern part of the state that includes the Ouachita Mountains are by far the best looking part of the state.  Once you get about ~40 miles west of Tulsa all you have is a flat, rolling prairie and red dirt; and then when you get into the panhandle it's essentially like west Texas/New Mexico.

     

    On 6/25/2018 at 2:16 PM, South Austin said:

    Not sure there's another school as well represented on Surley (and before, on Shaggy) as Oklahoma State.  Solid posters on football and nonfootball topics.

    Indeed. 

     

    On 6/26/2018 at 7:01 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

    Also, most of their student body is from smaller towns rather than big cities and we all know small town girls are easy so there's that.

    Actually, this stopped being the case quite a while ago. Basically slightly over half of OSU's student body are from either the OKC or Tulsa metro areas; also in the past 15-20 years they have recruited the crap out of the Dallas and Houston suburbs... They basically go down there looking for kids who are good students but not good enough to get into UT or A&M and offer them in-state tuition to come to OSU.  (OU does the same thing)

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