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Jkwellborn

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  1. The person I am most concerned for is Gus. I can just see him flying out of his mind on a call.. "FUMBLE PICKED UP BY ! THEY AREN'T GONNA CATCH HIM! NOAH.... KNIGGA.....   MY KNIGGA!"

    Would he have getting away from the cops speed?
  2. GOT-damn.  Haven't heard that song in years, and I am now sitting in my office on a random Tuesday afternoon with tears in my eyes.
    You know.... I used to think it was Top Gun that set me on my path to a career in the Navy, but it damn sure may have been this video.
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    Is that the Village People?
  3. Yep.  If I sat on a jury and had a "he-said, she-said" w/ a cop vs. the defendant, I'd take the defendant's word over a cop's word and it wouldn't be a tough call at all. 
    Who said the cop wasn’t the defendant?
    A brave cop....just doing his job....drowns an innocent victim in a local body of water?
    That moan you just heard was one of ecstasy coming from Nicole.

    My dumbass thought they were going through a car wash.
  4. What pickup are you talking about?

    Didn’t you get an older Chevy? Late 90s or so? You were tuning it up and doing a few things but going to leave it be for the most part. Am I imagining that? Or was it someone else?
  5. We really shouldn’t celebrate the death of anyone.  

    Fuck that. There are plenty of people on this planet that deserve to die, whether you want to admit it or not. A lot of those people should die slowly and painfully.
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  6. I get what aggy is trying to do. In no way, if seeing this hat in the wild, would I associate it with aggy. Plus, what are they doing to the “T” with the slight angles on the accents? Stupid and ugly. Looks like a knock off high school hat where they are changing the logo just enough to avoid copyright laws.

    I thought it was a Troy hat
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  7. Before, it was the previous years Heisman winner or the player that should have won it (Looking at you, Larry Fitzgerald). They did some occasional throwbacks at the end.

    Supposedly, Ollie Gordon is the highest rated player on the game at 99. I find that hard to believe.

    I’d love for Brooks to be on the cover, or Sweat and Murphy. If not them Ewers. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Shadeur because Deion is gonna wind up lobbying for that.

    I wonder if they will go with the regional approach for the cover for the first one back.

  8. Had myself a Mack Brown-related “am I a hypocrite?” moment this weekend coaching my a 4 and 6 yo sons’ flag football team. We went up 22-0 going into halftime. Other team’s coach flashed an upset look and I thought “Should I basically take a knee the rest of the game and not be accused of running up the score on some first graders? Hell no, that’s a Mack move and you gotta get the backups some meaningful reps!” 4th, 5th, 6th RBs (including the 4yo) got all the snaps in the second half with the full playbook. Final score: 36-0. Mack would call us classless clowns.

    Did you keep the starters in on defense?
  9. Would have been 10x better with the MoC doing the voiceover. Sark just doesn't sound Texas.
    *ducks*

    Fuck that. I can’t stand McConaughey. It should have been Ricky Williams or Colt McCoy.
  10. And Phlegm was one of a kind. I didn’t love the 10 gif/pic posts, but I enjoyed that he hammered what he didn’t like and always had something witty to say. Or off the wall.
    Surely someone here knows who he is/was IRL. He lived in Florida and had worked for cruise lines and Disney, IIRC. I remember that his wife drove him hours to eat at the nearest Whataburger for his birthday once. Seems like he had some heart trouble somewhere along the way. Just hope he’s still alive. 

    Yeah, I remember he worked for Disney. Could have sworn he had some real health issues.
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  11. Yeah it’s a huge weird piece of shit. 
    To me be the ps4 controller was perfect, they added like 500 things to it until it’s a completely different gob of shit. 
     
    Instead of adding a ton of shit to the new Xbox controller it’s literally the same exact thing  I’ve grown more comfortable with it because I play PC games on it. Works fine. I never liked seeing a yellow “Y” over the receiver instead of triangle but that is easy to adapt to. 
     
    What’s not easy is using the PS5 controller and I played Madden24 on PS5 a bit and wasn’t impressed. It seems laggy and slow and online is supposedly worse than Xbox. Hopefully they have a totally different team working on NCAA to make it really cool and different from shit ass Madden. 

    Microsoft sucks but it seems like they’ve started to mount a comeback now that consoles are just high end PCs. Both consoles supposedly are identical graphics and such and there’s maybe even cross play between consoles now so really it’s just the details for which console. 

    I don’t know how much of a comeback Microsoft has mounted. They’re talking about releasing some of their exclusives on ps5 now.
  12. ^
    You know, that's an over-used meme.  Which probably says a lot about our shooting culture.  
    But I am picturing DeVito doing a barrel roll and WE ARE LAUGHING!  

    You think Rhea Pearlman is gonna help him roll over?
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  13. They changed the controller on the PS5?!  That was definitely one of the big things for PlayStation over XBox for me, I hate the XBox controller.  Also I’ve had the PlayStation’s over XBox from the start.  I’m in the need a new system to play boat also.  

    They changed the way it’s gripped. The handles are bigger and it causes you to hold it a little different. I’m not a big fan of it. The PlayStation controller has been the same since ps1. The ps5 controller feels more like an aftermarket controller.
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  14. Fucking city folks. I’ve never heard an acorn, pecan or walnut fall and hit a vehicle and think, horry shit, someone is shooting.

    I’ve also never imagined the shock waves from the sound were rounds hitting me. Dude got hit by his own brass and thought he caught one.

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  15. I did the same thing with the non-frosted strawberry too.
    My two favorites by far.
    They did not even have frosted ones when I was a kid that I remember.

    How old are you? According to their website, they began frosting them in 1967.

    Team frosted cherry.
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  16. So many questions. What was he shooting at? Why was that damn woman shrieking the entire time? Why was he wearing gloves? Did he really scream that he was hit at the beginning of the clip? What’s up with the rolling? What was the stringy shit hanging off his pistol after he was laying down? How pissed was the Tesla owner with the Disabled Vet tag after he learned the cop was taking cover from air all over his car? Does he not know that rounds striking Kevlar still hurt like a bitch, cause no way he’s wearing plates?Where’s the video where he finds out that he wasn’t struck? Where’s the video of everyone making fun of his ass?

    Short answer: Florida.

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  17. and y'all's responses that you don't care are lies.  It's your version of "RC never offered."

    Trust me. I don’t care. I’m not sure what we are talking about. I’m just giving you shit for the sake of it.
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