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Posts posted by Marfa Low Crown
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5 hours ago, royiv said:
When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.
Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side.
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3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:
I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties.
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3 hours ago, nnm said:
Worth the click. Appears to be a glitch in the matrix. I don't think it's staged.
Holy shit. No, no I don't think that's staged. Gives a lot of credence to collective consciousness, quantum entanglement (probably a big 'for sure') but these thing are above my pay grade.
At my pay grade?
It would be a dick move to show this to most people on psychedelics. 🤔-
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13 minutes ago, Superhero said:
In all seriousness, my last shart was a few decades ago. January 1, 1998 to be exact.
In case anyone wonders about the talent on this thread, I present the Carson Wells of sphincters.
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Let me try putting it another way:
People who use drugs are really good at picking off other people on drugs.
Alcoholics can spot other alcoholics from a mile away.
This dude shits his pants and something in him said, "Hey, tell this guy. He'll understand."....and you did.
Perhaps it is something in your aura, but it looks like people know you're a sharter and they come to you.
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8 hours ago, Superhero said:
One of the dads however, came up to me and told me he shit his pants. Why he told me? I have no clue.
You think that was a coincidence? You're a microcosm of this thread; a beacon for the hopelessly distressed who've shit their pants and have no one to turn to. You're now a confidant and protectorate. Think of this as equity earned from participating in these threads over the years now channeled into a benefit for mankind.
Username checks out. 🤘
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18 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:Called a friend of my dad's a racoon. I was 10. Thought he had sunburn while wearing glasses.
Nope. Skin condition from his days running a PBR in Vietnam. I felt like a real ass when my dad explained to me. Dude forgave me but I was always ashamed of that moment.
RIP Captain Glutting.
Oh, my brother... do I feel this pain.
Growing up my older sister had a childhood friend and my mom was good friends with this girl's mother. My sister's friend was an only child and her mother was a widow....husband KIA in Vietnam.
I'm guessing this is around 1979 or 80, I'm a kid and my sister and I go on an out of state vacation with the mom and the daughter.
My sister and her friend are 4 years older and when you're about 6 or 7 like I was, well man that age difference might as well be a gulf. So, I didn't fit in... and the my sister and her friend bullied me a little on the trip... but it was nothing, nothing,
at all even compared to the shitty thing I did.
Some hot afternoon on the trip and I'm mad because my sister's friend says something to me that I don't like. I tell her she's a bastard because she doesn't have a dad.
Even then I know that is not the definition of a bastard but I say it to her anyway just to be an asshole. She runs off crying and a few minutes later her mom walks up to me.
I will never, ever, forget how calm and gracious she was. This is how you adult.
She explained to me the definition of a bastard and also why her daughter wasn't one.
Her father?Capt. Stephen Bennett
KIA VIetnam
Congressional Medal of Honor.
Gentlemen, it did not take me a few years to forgive myself.
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Verified as I post this. They should do a second promotion later as a final push asking people to bend over backwards to help them if they can