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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. 8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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    I worked at pretty nice restaurant in college that did this. Unlike the lady above, every customer I dealt with understood the bill had been rounded in their favor.
    Still, every once in a while you would get someone who wanted to complain about it. "The Principle" of it, as they would always say, and -every- time without fail
    it was some neurotic bitch over the age of 50. 

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  2. 3 hours ago, LebongJames said:

    Nightmare fuel. A hippo would snap a human in half

     

    1 hour ago, Underdog said:

    Vic Mackey thinks otherwise. 


    There's a communication error here. 
    It's not about a hippo snapping a person in half
    It's that Vic would bend a hippo over. 
    K thx 

  3. On 6/18/2025 at 9:02 AM, MissingInAction said:

    I tried flamin cheetos for the first time.

    Shart of pure fire. I clenched to save the recliner. The cleanup was agony. Every touch like a hot poker to my delicate balloon knot.

    Absolutely wanted to make a post about those things on the 2024 thread but I didn't hit the criteria. It was about 18 hours of touch and go hell on the butthole that put me through every degrading rectal reverberation there is except for sharting. About a half an hour after eating them I let loose a fart in HEB that had the approximate kill radius of a 40mm HE. 
    Perfect really because that's what came out of my ass for the rest of the day and into the night. 

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  4. 5 hours ago, royiv said:

    When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.

    Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side. 

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