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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Tanned ✔️ Rich ✔️ Choice seats ✔️ Being highly educated but still just two idiots in the Love bubble ✔️ Gone ✔️
  2. Absolutely wanted to make a post about those things on the 2024 thread but I didn't hit the criteria. It was about 18 hours of touch and go hell on the butthole that put me through every degrading rectal reverberation there is except for sharting. About a half an hour after eating them I let loose a fart in HEB that had the approximate kill radius of a 40mm HE. Perfect really because that's what came out of my ass for the rest of the day and into the night.
  3. Verified as I post this. They should do a second promotion later as a final push asking people to bend over backwards to help them if they can
  4. Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side.
  5. Alright, I truthfully wanted to believe this so I tried my own 'vs' but my first attempt fell flat.
  6. Seems like something someone who would leave an upper decker would do....
  7. Holy shit. No, no I don't think that's staged. Gives a lot of credence to collective consciousness, quantum entanglement (probably a big 'for sure') but these thing are above my pay grade. At my pay grade? It would be a dick move to show this to most people on psychedelics. 🤔
  8. In case anyone wonders about the talent on this thread, I present the Carson Wells of sphincters.
  9. Let me try putting it another way: People who use drugs are really good at picking off other people on drugs. Alcoholics can spot other alcoholics from a mile away. This dude shits his pants and something in him said, "Hey, tell this guy. He'll understand."....and you did. Perhaps it is something in your aura, but it looks like people know you're a sharter and they come to you.
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