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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some. He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right...
  2. Pre-menopausal symptoms ended my last long-term relationship. There was a little bit of the mood swings etc. but what killed it was her shutting down sexually. I told her I would stand by her through anything but to please understand that just because her drive went away didn't mean that mine did. I asked her if she would just 'help me out' from time to time but after that conversation she never did or even thought about it. I went through a year of that before I finally told her I would never cheat on her but I also wasn't going to live like a starved beggar for my personal needs. I told her there were just so many nights I could lie next to someone I loved and was attracted to who didn't want anything to do with me. I did what was the right thing for myself and broke up with her. Truly hope your experience is better and y'all get through it.
  3. Sounds like they need some birth control
  4. There are few things better than waltzing into a hotel you're not staying at and obliterating the nearly-always freshly cleaned bathroom in total privacy without a soul around.... but you're missing one small thing.... and that is when you walk out, they thank you. Epic.
  5. Despite being a regular contributor to these threads in the past, I really did have a good run going over the last year. Apart from a truly catastrophic shart that cost me my underwear and my long johns around this time last winter, it had been smooth sailing and I had been shart-free for about a year. I had gotten a handle on things and corrected some lifestyle habits (beer and bean and cheese tacos on the same day seemed to be a major culprit). Well, that all came to an end as my slightly hungover self was walking up the stairs with my morning coffee. Pushing off on the last step at the top of the landing, I decided to let a little air out and.... splat! Full bowlegged waddle to the bathroom, disrobing after a major league home run shot that blasted through both underwear and pants alike. Stepping into the shower I was thinking WTF? Where in the hell did that come from?! Then I started reconstructing yesterday's events..... 1. You f'n judged at a chili cookoff yesterday, Marfa. You judged F'N BEANS at the final table, Marfa. 2. You drank a f'n 12 pack at the contest you dumb shit and then your drunk ass ate a pint of gotdamn icecream before you passed out. I have no one and I mean NO ONE to blame but myself.
  6. Ah! I was added straight to admin so I never really saw the page as a regular user. Everything I see on my end shows the full name and FB link to the person who was making posts before. Thanks a lot for the clarification and response
  7. I've recently taken over the facebook account for a business I've started managing. I'm set up as an admin but I don't want my name and personal facebook account visible to the page users. My personal facebook account is my own private life and I want that separate from my job. I'm not finding a way to change this in any way? What do I do... set up a new FB account separate from my personal one and use that? Any help appreciated.
  8. From temper tantrum to federal offense, in 3….2….1
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