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Telegraph_it

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  1. 6 minutes ago, F250 said:

    I had a friend that lived with 3 girls at Texas State for awhile. Initially he described it as awesome because he was having sex with all 3 of them and every girl wanted to keep it a secret. Eventually they found out.

    His story went from "I'm banging a different chick every 4 hours" to "They were throwing bottles at me and one of them set my clothes on fire."

     

    Season 3 Episode 13 GIF by Parks and Recreation

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  2. 51 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

    Won 200 on a 5 dollar lotetria scratcher. Good times 

    Not so good is my nephew was gon a spend Christmas with his dad and gf because the gf got him tickets to the mavs game today. Little guy was very excited for it, well his dad didn't wake up until 1230 because he was up late playing xbox. They were gonna be late so he starts shit to cause a fight and then calls my sister to come pick him up because they aren't going. What a fucking cocksucker, can't believe he was a friend in HS. Got nothing for the kid for xmas other than these tickets and now not going.

    Life is hard. 
     

    for the “dad” it seems. 

  3. I booked my wife a manicure or pedicure or something that lasts 90 minutes and prepaid with appointment so she has to go today. Finally going to get some work done while the kids are napping. 
     

    edit: I know why she is pissy besides being pregnant. We are hosting my family. That’s always problematic. 

  4. 41 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

    Here aint no place i ever heard of. 
    They speak english in Here?

    No English. Just Aggy speak. These were taken on the Isle of Skye. 
     

    Great road trip from Inverness. Obviously need to stop at Talisker while there. 
     

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