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Beau Vine

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  1. 13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

    In the 10 years I lived in Seattle, I heard thunder maybe 5 times. And experienced 1 earthquake. 

    You do the math. 

    I was just thinking that in 6 years of living in Seattle, I *NEVER* saw a nighttime thunderstorm.  

  2. 10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    That’s the thing. If our goal was to be this shitty, it would be hard.  And yet we aspire to greatness, and here we are.

     

    Oh and the Dodgers are playing their worst baseball of the year right now.  Just shoot me.  At least the sports fan me.

    Didn't the DBacks sweep the Dodgers around this time last year, too?

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    6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    UCLA football is at its absolute bottom in my lifetime.  I apologize that we will likely pose zero competition to OU next week.  Who would have thought Chip Kelly would have been an abject failure?  We thought we hit the lottery when we hired him. And look at us now.  I am almost to the point where I’m past depressed.  I’m close to not caring.  And I have cared more about UCLA football than most people on earth. I am close to just focusing on other things,  and not renewing my season seats.  It would be way cheaper to just buy on the open market than donating to  the Wooden athletic fund for the “privilege” of buying my shitty seats.  No one else cars. Why should I?  We are entirely irrelevant in CFB.  We don’t even merit a mention.  Nor should we.  And that is so sad.  We tried. We built legit facilities.  Hired the best available coach.  Play in an historic stadium.  And are in some of the most fertile recruiting grounds in the nation, and we just can’t do shit.  I don’t get it. Maybe we are just cursed.  Maybe the campus is built an an Indian burial ground. I hope so.  At least there would be an explanation.   

    I almost feel sorry for you till I remember that you're going to be our resident cunty Dodger fan next month.  

     

    But yeah, it should be impossible for UCLA to be this shitty, in any sport.  

  4. 1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    Gathering At The Paw One of the most criticized and misunderstood traditions in all of college football is Clemson's "Gathering At The Paw." After every home football game, fans are allowed to come onto the field to sing the alma mater, and gather around the center of the field. While many say it's "rushing" the field, in truth it's more of a gathering as there is a clock that tells fans when they can come onto the field. There is time given for players and coaches to get off of the field. It is done after every home game, win or lose

    No, the Clemson students just realized the monumental accomplishment that their team had just pulled off by outlasting the rufftuff realstuff Fightin Texum aggy.

  5. 3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

    arush the field against aggy? hahaha act like you been there.

    I guarantee that aggy will take great pride in that and it will be mentioned multiple times in Texags articles.  

  6. Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

    Jimbo had no intentions of ever trying to win this game. He just wanted to limit the embarrassment. 

    That's a sound game plan if you ask me.  

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