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Beau Vine

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Posts posted by Beau Vine

  1. Good easy win against a good UNT team.  ArkSt beat UNLV badly today, too.  

    The mighty Bobcats come to town next week, and then @TCU the next week will be the first real test.  

     

  2. 3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

    Dang, rainy season starting a month early up there?

    Please no -- I'll be there in two weeks for U$C.

    They may be close to canceling this game.  Metro has apparently shut down bus service for the night, so either most of the crowd has gone home or else there are going to be a lot of people stranded.  

  3. 8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    You know, we do have the Texas Gatorade HS POY from last year in Chase Griffin.  He is supposed to be legit, with his only shortcoming being, well, his being short.  But OU had a guy like that last year.  I say let Chase start.

    Saw him in HS last year.  You're not going to like hearing this, but he looks like he came out of the womb playing QB, like every play he knew where he was going to throw it before the ball was snapped.  He also didn't seem *THAT* short.  

  4. 3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    Exactly. He has NO instincts.  Can’t read a defense to save his life.  And doesn’t sense pressure.  Sorry, I’m just so depressed.  You guys can leave if you want. I’ll wallow in my own sadness.

    I'm trying to stay up for the Husky game, but I'm soon going to run out of either 1) booze or 2) the ability to drink it.  

  5. On 8/31/2019 at 12:09 PM, clapclapclap said:

    "Your Buick doesn't have a roof rack?"

    Hey surfer dunt, you didn't notice on the ride to the beach that you were in an SUV not a convertible?

    The worse part of that commercial is the soccer kid saying, "How are we going to fit all this in your mom's Buick?"  What kid talks like that?

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    Edited by Beau Vine

    I would conservatively estimate that I've seen the AT&T boy band and merger negotiation commercials at least 40 times each today.  Neither of those commercials suck and I'm sure they tested well with focus groups, but every time you see them they suck more, so I would suggest that the ad wizards test market their commercials by making their focus groups watch them every 5 minutes for three solid hours.  

  7. 13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

    In the 10 years I lived in Seattle, I heard thunder maybe 5 times. And experienced 1 earthquake. 

    You do the math. 

    I was just thinking that in 6 years of living in Seattle, I *NEVER* saw a nighttime thunderstorm.  

  8. 10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    That’s the thing. If our goal was to be this shitty, it would be hard.  And yet we aspire to greatness, and here we are.

     

    Oh and the Dodgers are playing their worst baseball of the year right now.  Just shoot me.  At least the sports fan me.

    Didn't the DBacks sweep the Dodgers around this time last year, too?

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