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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. 2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

    Special teams coach.  Left his wife for a stripper named Pole Assassin.  She's got a monkey for a dance partner.  Anyway they built a Halloween maze and it bit a trick or treater.  Knocked him out of contention for the Wazzu job.

    There but the grace of God go I.

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  2. On 11/22/2023 at 5:35 PM, Dnaguy said:

    That's on you brother.

    No announcer has ever ruined my semi at the rose.

    Side note:

    Can we all agree that the yellow rose is a national treasure?

    I mean, I've gotten older.

    The neighborhood has gentrified and gotten more expensive.

    Austin is now a major city that's 'cool'.

    But the yellow rose and the dude bathroom attendant remain the same.

    There's something so comforting about that.

    And you can do with your hands what you like and the girls aren't all up in arms about it.

    Sacha Baron Cohen Thumbs Up GIF by Amazon Prime Video

    Don’t forget the inevitable “no shit, I went to high school with your Mom.”

  3. 19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

    Am I being too arrogant/ignorant to wish this week we could at least cut our turnovers in half and kick a field goal or two when we shit the bed in the red zone? I feel like would probably be enough win the rest of the games on the schedule. I’m asking too much aren’t I?

    4 field goals were not enough for you?

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  4. 10 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    No clue. I’ve been watching WVU at Houston.

    Everytime they show Holgo they cut to street walker from the Third Ward.

  5. On 9/24/2021 at 9:34 PM, 1leggedduck said:

    Brooks appears to have been ready for opportunities. I like it when  kid makes good use of the time after high school to get himself ready to play. I also like smaller district RBs because they often play both ways and/or at multiple offensive positions and imo that makes for a better all around football player. I think this kid gets his time right after #5 inks  his first contract.

    Do you have any stock tips?

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