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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. 1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

    New England that also includes DeVante Parker, Kendrick Bourne, Nelson Agholor, Jakobi Meyers, Ty Montgomery, Tre Nixon, N’Keal Harry, Kristian Wilkerson and Malcolm Perry. 

    So you’re saying he has a chance?

  2. 6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    God damn you fucking idiots.  The watch was a separate occasion.  Chubb loves me.  
     

    Also I can’t believe I posted this shit here lol.  
     

    i ‘quit’ blow a month ago.  I’m gonna reconsider that shit.  

    Easy, man!  You can blame the dudes that drowned for the dead hookers in your trunk. You’re good.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

    you know what I do when I'm feeling frustrated or down, is I pick up one of my guitars and I strum on it and noodle around a bit. relaxes me, makes me feel good. you should pick up guitar. Head over to the Guitar Pron thread and we'll tell you what all gear you need as well as some quick stuff about the Surly guitar tontine.

    That’s cute. ChiTown relaxes by going to auctions at Christie’s to be the high bidder for Jimmy Page’s guitar from Led Zeppelin’s 1975 performance at London’s Earls Court.

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  4. 18 hours ago, bernorange said:

    "Why are we blaming the women, though, when it's men who started this war?)"

    I didn't see that as blaming the women.  It was an attempt tp make Russian women angry - to start a pussy riot.  How long would the war last if Russian women refused to fuck until the war was over?

    I hear Art Briles is available to lead Russian men through that challenge.

  5. 45 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

    This is one of the most depressing things I have ever had to look up... After leaving Texas, the landing spots for many of the coaches and assistants we hired over the last decade for one of the top jobs in CFB are:

    Shawn Watson: Wofford

    Drew Mehringer: New Mexico

    Derek Warehime: New Mexico

    Charlie Strong: USF/Unemployed from NFL

    Todd Orlando: FAU

    Tom Herman: Analyst in NFL

    Vance Bedford: Out of Football

    Herb Hand: UCF

    Les Koenning: Out of Football

    Oscar Giles: Wyoming

    Bruce Chambers: High School

    Sterlin Gilbert: Syracuse

     

     

    Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

     

     

     

     

    A murderers' row of ineptitude and incompetence.

  6. 17 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

    About two weeks ago, Mac Engel (Star-Telegram) wrote a butthurt article about the Horns not having any Top 25 wins after they kicked the shit out of TCU up here in FW. And how Beard is not meeting expectations. Hey Mac…that’s 3 wins over the Top 25 in the past 10 days. You can rightly go fuck yourself. Hook’em!

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    Has anyone ever seen Mac Engel and BWG in the same room?

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