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Texas St. Armadillos

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  1. 1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

    They weren’t playing Golf. NJ is trying to ban LIV tournaments in NJ. Trump is trying to move it to Virginia course now. He has the head greenskeeper there and the head of Trump hotel and golf there. Eric is there in case Trump needs a diaper change 

    This.  A big nothingburger.  I wish it was something bad for him, but this is what it is.

  2. 24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

    Assert dominance during the video interview. Let them see the whiskey bottle label so they can see that you only drink the good stuff. Mute them while you take a swig. About halfway through the session, stop them in the middle of whatever jargon they're babbling to tell them you are going to recite some poetry, like they did in ancient days before battle. Then make something up on the spot, this shows fearlessness and improvisation skills.

    After that, they'll pause at the awesomeness of the moment, then try to crawl back into their mediocre normie vibe by going back on script. This is where you bust in and demand that THEY recite poetry too. This will freak them out, they'll lock up, and here's where you give them tough love, yell like a Drill Sergeant until they sack up and let loose with their inner poet as well. Hell Yeah. You're a leader.

    Then turn off your computer right there, and just show up at the workplace ready to go the next morning.

    Sir, please add me to your newsletter subscription list.  Many thanks.

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  3. 22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    "The FBI threw the planted documents all over the floor and they all happened to land right-side up and in alignment because the Earth is flat!!!"  

    -MAGA nation

    Seriously, I'd laugh at this idiocy that makes my sister's Down's Syndrome seem like a blessing by comparison.  But then I remember, "Oh shit, they're also armed to the teeth and think they're send by God/Trump (one in the same to them) to save our nation.  Fucking fuck.  I literally picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    The Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six aren't the only folks who are armed.  FAFO indeed.

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