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Posts posted by Uncle Boobs
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Being a nudist and also a shartmaster has not been good for my furniture.
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I'm the most humble poster on this thread and it's not even close.
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Damn, you're old. Most people would have said Dave Hebner.
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This was a New Orleans Screwjob. Who knew Earl Hebner was working for the NFL now?
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Sorry. I will be in Vegas.
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Mean Gene - the greatest of all time. RIP amigo.
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Time to break out of last place.
Texas 997
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This thread gave me crabs.
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All that driving is really gonna cut into your drinking time.
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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:
Uh, what exactly was shitty? I wrote in April that he was trending towards a high draft pick and that OU’s season hinged on his choices given that premise. I guess all of that was old news for you at the time. Right.
I don’t mind being mocked. I was mocked on the first few pages of this thread where folks told me I was wrong and/or that Kyler Murray was irrelevant. That was all fun to read again. I do mind it when it has no fucking place. So take your weak shit and go fuck your own face with it or something.
My mistake.
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What a shitty op.There's burgeoning hype being passed around in baseball circles regarding the prospect status of a one Kyler Murray. There were MLB teams in Norman this week who sat down with the guy and he's picking up a ton of contact. Much of this is sparked by the reality that KM has a decent toolkit put together that makes him projectable as a CF, which makes his valuable. Add to that that it looks like he's putting the tools together to have a decent season, and he's starting to draw a lot of interest.
Murray was viewed as a prospect heading into his SR year in high school. He then warded any MLB teams off from drafting him, as he was tiny balls deep in Aggie at the time. Then, last season for the okies, Murray had an abysmal year and his prospect status fell of the radar. This year has changed that.
Now, don't get me wrong, there's probably going to be nothing to this. But maybe...
If Murray were to get drafted and leave OU, the choices are not pretty. They're left with Austin Kendall and Tanner Schafer to duke it out at QB heading into 2018. That would be the most potent duo since Ace and Gary. So basically, a highly drafted Kyler Murray would put a rough buttfuck on the Sooners. Of course they'll show up to tell me how wrong I am, but it wouldn't look pretty.
One other thing that's truly interesting about this situation is that Kyler Murray's uncle is Calvin Murray, the Longhorn baseball legend. Calvin works for, and closely with, Scott Boras. Kyler Murray's ability to maximize his upside in the draft is tied to a willingness to forego another punishing season as a college QB. Murray knows he has no NFL prospects as a QB and is enjoying the baseball season. It all could very well come down to how important it is for Kyler Murray to be the starting QB at OU. If that's not important and he continues to thrive on the diamond, the okies will be shitting themselves come August. -
X,X,X,X,X,X,X
2,4,1,3
I'd be happy to let 1 through 3 judge my meat.
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Now on bus. It is hotter than a roasted cocksucker on this bus.
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Just got in line to get bused to the church for viewing. Still a 2 hr wait at 1230 AM. Surprisingly some decent ass in this line.
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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:
That should lock up the fantasy W for me this week.
What a fucking run.
Thanks for letting me know!
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Texas 1,776
Tech 1,492
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Last place? This is bullshit!Go here for rules.
Game ten, post 'em.
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11 minutes ago, Celery Man said:
Nate Silver is an amateur. You don't wait for the day of the election to realize that your model is too sensitive to early vote counts and early vote margins. Your model needs to have already taken those things into account and move accordingly. Total weak sauce.
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538 showing 61% chance Republicans maintain House.
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How big were the breasts?
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This is gonna flop harder than Dan vs. Dave.
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We lose 9 games and make the Final Four. Book it.
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