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  1. So [mention=2870]Uncle Boobs[/mention] from the it’s a small world category, this place actually opened before Loft 18 down in the Heights. It’s been open for almost 4 years. My wife works for a utility company here in Houston. She was telling her boss about us buying this place on a call with him this morning. The owner of Loft 18 is actually the cousin of her boss. Small small world. 

    Oh cool. I was just playing. Wish you the best!

     

     

     

     

     

  2. On 8/21/2020 at 9:07 PM, Clintonaldo said:

    Our anniversary was a few weeks later and things were pretty much back to normal. Things are going good and we both have great jos and friends. I am even lucky enough to snag a little muff on our anniversary. Things continue to roll on for about 6 weeks and everything is great. We are happy and our dogs are healthy and what more could we want

    Nice work man.   Did you tell your wife?

     

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  3.   Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics:

    B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5)

    X = Bsquared +2F+ A

    If X>30, then I'll hit it.

     

     

    So anyone 5 body and up with anal. 6 and up no anal. That seems about right.  

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    So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months.

     

    In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body.

     

    8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed.

     

    What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11?

     

    I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face.

     

    Everyone agree?

     

     

     

     

     

     

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