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  1. 1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

    Ted should use this for his campaign theme and pay me an outrageous consultant fee. 

     

    Fuck all that shit.  Lemmy was in the Wanna be a Cowboy video???

  2. On 6/27/2018 at 8:31 AM, BabaYaga said:

    Is this a bad time to bring up my dove breast faj-eeetahs!

    Marinade: fresh lime juice, Worcestershire sauce, chipotle peppers in adobe sauce, fresh garlic, Serrano peppers, red onion, cilantro, olive oil, water, pepper, garlic powder, cumin, black pepper, salt.

    Put all ingredients in blender or food processor except for olive oil and blend well, then add olive oil and blend shortly.

    Serve with sauteed vegetables of choice, I used bacon, jalapenos, onion, mushrooms and added a little of the marinade to it for an extra kick.

    Marinade breast for 24 hrs. Medium Rare to Rare is the way to go;)b Get your grill as hot as it will go, you want to cook these like a steak. I cooked them for 1 minute per side. 

     

    Then feed the dove to dog and eat bacon fajitas.

    JK I may have to try that.  Fuck knows I can't find any other way I like dove despite trying for decades.  I mean I'll eat dove.  I just don't really like it.

    Quail on the other hand...

  3. 12 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

    I would prefer you drop the term "queer" and reformat the acronym to BLTG.  Because a BLT with guac is a delicious damned sandwich.  And I like sandwiches.

    with alfalfa sprouts?

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  4. 16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

    edit 1: Retracted in shame. I've become too amused by my occasional mom jokes.

    edit 2:Well, since Mojo kindly tossed me some rep, I'll indulge myself.

    I posted from a broad last night: your mother.

    solid mom joke.  I'll allow it.

  5. The '99 Nebraska Mike Jones rumble was probably the loudest moment I've heard at DKR.  

     

     

    What year was the Missouri rain game? 2002?  That was crazy as that sheer wall of water crossed over the field, reflecting the roar back onto the crowd, loud af. I had lucked into a single ticket on the fifty, 5 rows up from the bench.  People around me were passing flasks around and everybody was chugging from them, even the old bluehair ladies as we got drenched.  It was glorious.

     

  6. 1 hour ago, LongestHorn said:

    Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh.

    Totally motionless except for his farts

    Mud flowed up into Trump's vagina

    Totally confused all the rowing pariahs

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