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Lerka Lerka

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  1. Wait, so presumably on vacation in Colorado or maybe you live there, see a snake, kill it and call animal control? 
     

    If this is the case, why not just call animal control and let him and his snake tongs catch and relocate / dispose of snake?

  2. 3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

    Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 
     


     

     

     

    And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. 

    Go on…

  3. 3 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

    I wonder how many times our fan base has to go through the same thing before we learn.

    Tom Herman needed to go and I like Sark. I want him to succeed so badly. But if you're being honest with yourself, what's more likely: (a) Steve Sarkisian becomes a Texas Longhorn legend, up there with DKR and Mack, we name part of our stadium after him and build a statue of him outside the stadium; or (b) Sark has some ups, some downs, we get sick of waiting for him to come around, and we move on before the end of the decade? I want the first one to be true, but you're lying if you say that the second one isn't way more likely.

    press your luck no GIF

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  4. Not every university is the perfect institution in the world. Every university does - kills people, rapes women, steals from you, steals from me.  People just need to give Baylor University a chance. 

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  5. 34 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


    So, my girl is an EX stripper. She’s 52, looks 42, and is only occasionally pilled up. Her fakers, 1992 models, are holding up pretty well.

    She’s bat shit crazy. Like I had to talk her off my roof one random fall evening last September. But she’s an INCREDIBLE cook. She’s great with kids, pets, and the elderly. Including my mom, who suffers from some serious dementia.

    I really wanna know: Should I consider marriage?

    Is your place single story or two story? 

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  6. 1 hour ago, NAVY said:

    Sir, the force field is off!!  
     

    Brace for impact!!! 
     

     

     

    1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

    Forcefield isn't used to trick plays / shit coming up from the south.  

    Never underestimate the power of the force field. 

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