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Dennis Taylor

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  1. 1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    We have college day at school every Tuesday.  One teacher I work with always wears aggy shirts, so I finally asked her about it today.  She wears the shirt because she believes her high school-aged child is on track for aggy.  Two funny points per her reply:

    1) She doesn't think her kid has the grades to get into TX, hence aggy and,

    2) Her kid is into robotics, and she was told aggy has both a better engineering school AND a better robotics program.

    Quick search shows TX w/ the 10th best robotics program in the country.  aggy not on the list.

     

    "She was told...." let me guess, by an aggy. So she was also told they have the bestest football and baseball teams in all the land. And the best band. And the best fans . And the best losses. 

    makes perfect sense that the school with easier admission requirements would have a better engineering program, right

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  2. 1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

    I've never had a bad interaction with a Oklahoma fan other than in Dallas for TX-OU weekend (and those were 50/50 situations at worst). LSU fans, just the jerkoffs on this board. Now think about that. Texas-Oklahoma is a huge, vicious, out-for-blood rivalry. And their fans act like civilized human beings, outside the context where being a jerkass is kind of expected.

    Aggies? 

    I have routinely had unpleasant, Aggie-initiated interactions with A&M fans since before I was a Texas fan, meaning even in high school when I was trying to decide on a college. A&M beat Texas 31-14 the fall of my senior year of HS and that was the second thing every Aggie told me when the subject of "which college are you going to?" came up, after "WHOOP I'M GOIN TO TEXAS A&M". 

    It was then that I began to realize that severance was the best course of action with these retards. 

    So you're not the guy that got his ballsack ripped off by a BlowU fan I guess...

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  3. 1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

    Mr Clary's little aggy baseball book will get a helluva boost when Looch has him on his radio show to pimp it. Bunch of aggy clones out there that'll eat this shit up.

    "Order yours in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a free maroon rubber dog turd with the aTm and SEC logos- a $12 value!"

  4. aggy did make a list of CWS leaders...put it on the wall

     

    Most appearances without a CWS championship[edit]

    Top 10
    Rank School Appearances Wins CWS Winning % Runner-up Wins Per Appearance
    1 Florida State 23 30 .387 3 1.30
    2 Clemson 12 12 .333 0 1.00
    3 North Carolina 11 18 .439 2 1.64
    3 Mississippi State 11 13 .371 1 1.18
    5 Northern Colorado 10 3 .130 0 0.30
    5 Arkansas 10 15 .429 2 1.50
    7 Maine 7 7 .333 0 1.00
    8 Western Michigan 6 9 .429 1 1.50
    8 St. John's (NY) 6 6 .333 0 1.00
    8 Texas A&M 6 2 .143 0 0.33
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  5. 13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

    Looks like a special Blinndergarten/aggy program you need to be admitted to first, maybe like Cap?

    I thought you were saying any CC student with a 2.5 automatically got in. 

    I invented that term. 

    And probably not just any CC, gotta pay into the aggy system 

  6. here is his jab at the corps turds

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    How come they get to pretend they are soldiers? The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandana. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that.

    and aggy fan

     

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    A&M wants to rip on our fans and all that. Our fans are as good as their fans are. One thing our fans don't do is sit around and whine about other teams' fans. Why don't they worry about what themselves are like?

    It's interesting to me that all these Aggies — whether they're at A&M or here — are sitting around with halos over their heads, and they have some divine expertise on fanmanship. I just don't believe that's the case. For the record, I think our fans are better than the Aggie fans.

     

     

    and a shit ton more Leachisms

    https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/12/28/15024328/mike-leach-quotes-best-funniest-washington-state-head-coach 

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