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R2D2

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  1. Case McCoy beat Aggy. Lol.
  2. Acie Law should change his name to Johnny. His last name not his first.
  3. Jose Tolentino is on first.
  4. Knoblauch can't throw to first.
  5. Tell them that John Byington and Ever Magallanes are Dressendorfer's top 2 bitches.
  6. I'm moving to Vancouver cuzzzz Trump.
  7. Stealing home is awesome and not at all a dick move. A dick move is moving to College Station for college. That's a dick move!
  8. Johnny Canadian Football is the best they ever did. He beat Duke. In Football! Which is impossible. Every other Aggy should leave America too.
  9. Texas ATM should quit sports.
  10. You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.
  11. Best line from the movie was " please don't be like the mayor from Jaws". Andy Garcia lashes back with "Never compare me to the Jaws mayor, NEVER!!"
  12. I also have a HBO dramatic series concept about the Russian Mafia, in which the Russian Mafia infiltrates Hollywood by selling to Hollywood a show about the Russian Mafia infiltrating Hollywood. Or else. The point being, all they have to do to take over America is lose their accents, and smile more! And make television. Because TV governs America. I pitched this to a startlingly beautiful Russian film production student I met at USC (who i thought was an actress) and the next thing I know ... Trump happened. Hmmm. I wonder if I did that.
  13. I live in LA. I've ghost created and pitched major elements of movies which have won Oscars. I have made Hollywood good money. If I had full creative control, I might be able to make Hollywood great money. I don't however, even JJ Abrams doesn't. Financial control 'is' creative control. If I could replace Harvey Weinstein, I would. When I grope, I grope myself, unapologetically. I'd also make a movie about Dung Beatles (with non stop poop jokes), a spaghetti Western based on Road Runner vs Coyote, a remake of the musical South Pacific with graphically realistic war scenes, an R2D2 stand alone movie, a movie called "Kill The American" (where every country on earth pits their greatest soldier against one another, in a world cup style tournament), a movie about the Michael Jackson Thriller video, a parody sports story about an all black inner city high school hockey team which begins as a candy bar sales scam then as the sales pitch becomes more and more effective, the team reluctantly becomes real. I'd also make a bio pic movie about Alfred Hitchcock in which it is revealed that all of his movies were reenactments of live murder scenarios in which he killed duped actors and extras in extraordinarily bizarre ways (which they, as amateurs and Hollywood neophytes, thought were rehearsals). He filmed it as snuff films then used it to coach the studio actors and professional crew, telling them they were "method" acted fakes by aspiring theatre talent. Later it is explained that at least one of his movies was entirely real, as he put a famous actor inside a snuff, brutalized the actor mentally and physically, then allowed the actor to survive ONLY if the performance were good enough for an Oscar nomination. Later he explained to the actor that this was how Oscars are prototypically won, that this was "the method" to evolve actors and extract extraordinary performances. Intimating that this is why there are so many celebrity deaths. And if you do not market the film and fully obey studio heads, "you will never work in this town again", meaning, your next project won't be survivable. Studios look like concentration camps for a reason. Oh, I'd also make a movie about MTV called "I want my MTV" based off the song Video Killed The Radio Star in which Hall & Oates are rock star private eyes solving mystifying music murders. I'd have modern pop stars play early 80s stars, like Gwen Stefani would play the Oh Mickey You're So Fine chick and Donald Glover could be Lionel Ritchie and Justin Timberlake would be Dexy from Dexy's Midnight Runners (which is a song about Dexedrine BTW), etc. Oates would actually be a girl BTW, think Natalie Portman with a moustache and a fro, and Hall falls in love with Oates and doesn't realize why. Kenny Loggins would be Jesus and Rod Stewart would be the devil. Rock stars know these people. Anyway, ABBA killed everybody. Not MTV. And they only killed disco stars, so they were given medals. We Built This City is the finale song.
  14. And this thread is a perfect example, people are trying to do and say something different, and you shit all over it, mostly sight unseen. Then you piss and moan because everything's the same. Every Texas sports team lately has been the same, yearly. It's a reflection of your stale zeitgeist. Can't you see that! Open your damned minds. It's the key to everything.
  15. I'll just register again. btw, i have no idea who u people are. Ive never negged a post genuinely. I don't care what u have to say. What i have to say is better. If i don't like what you've said, it's because you aren't creative. You're ruinously bitter. Petty. Undeservedly judgemental. And deaf to sincerity. u post memes and pictures and express your HATE for shit totally not worthy of any negativity. Build a better world. This shit you do accomplishes nothing. I SEE NO FUCKING PROGRESS. Texas sucks at sports because nobody believes in Texas, nor likes Texas . You people champion nothing. You just bitch. And browbeat. And boo. Thus, you win no championships. You are diminishing Texas, because you're bored. Texas, Fight! (amongst yourselves) If i were you , i'd be me.
  16. Oops, Quintuple post.
  17. Also , a 3rd comment.
  18. This is absolutely accurate, although i liked Last Jedi better than Return. Return was sappy. Last Jedi had some edge. I sense gamer gate strains in all this over loud bitching about females in film. George Lucas botched the prequels insurmountably, where is the equivalent gender specific bile. Also, there hasn't been a female director. Maybe all these hotshot male directors and writers suck. Why? They have nothing new to say, they're simply trying to career splash, rake in money and dominate Hollywood. Unique perspectives, well captured, make movies great.
  19. Also all you guys said Girl Ghostbusters was blasphemy and it was actually funny & entertaining.
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