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  1. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    Would I proudly drive that sonofabitch today?

    You bet your fucking ass I would.

    With the windows down, cranking some Jethro Tull.  Maybe some Thin Lizzy.

    Somehow Mexican Wooderson suits you as an alter ego. Rock that shit, brisket. 
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  2. 39 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

    Christian denomination talk not going away.

    Everyone should follow the tenets of Pre-anti-interconnectednessism, a religion I created while masturbating and  doing really strong salvia mixed with weed.

    1.  Don’t be such a cunt all the time

    2. Be nice to animals and children

    3. Put your cart away at the grocery store

    mortal sins include putting beans in chili, saying anything critical of Willie Nelson, and using Oxford commas  

     

     

    oh fuck  

     

     


     

     

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  3. 1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

    I'll never understand people's desire to lie so casually and so consistently about such trivial things on an anonymous internet message board.

    It’s the mental illness, you see. 
     

    not really. He’s just another in the cacophony of cunts that actively work to make this website worse.  Changing usernames back and forth is just the last  card that is played before the cycle is repeated (see derka, tobacco animal douche, etc.)  It would be amusing if it wasn’t so pathetic  

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  4. 43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    Random, but does anyone actually read the commit threads? It's the same pictures and memes posted over and over. Sometimes I forget, looking for actual discussion/information about the player. Nope. 

    Please leave your comment in the suggestion box and management will get to it in turn. Thank you for your contributions to the surly community. 
     

    Sincerely,

    Mgmt

  5. Instead of fog machine for the intro, they can just blast crystalline silica dust in honor of all the dead/dying/destroyed lungs of coal miners.  
     

    “Take me hommmmmeeee, country **hack cough hack spit hack cough hack** roadssssssss”

  6. 18 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

    I am a big fan of James Franklin at Penn State.

    Of course that is because I dislike Penn State.  Great that they have a curse of a coach who's win totals look respectable until one digs into the record against top or ranked opponents.  My sincere hope is that they can continue to rack up enough wins to retain him while also winning nothing of note.

    It’s just a matter of time before they are laid low by another sexual assault scandal or something of that sort. Franklin is a humongous piece of shit. A perfect fit for one of cfb’s biggest cesspools/shitholes. 

  7. Our Billy goat growing up had 12” balls and he smelled like shit and he head butted you every chance he got. Total fucking asshole that had to be hogtied so we could worm the herd and trim hooves.  
     

    despite this I somehow resisted the urge to commit a mafia style hit on this goat (we’ll call him Emilio to maintain privacy).  Only psychopaths commit this level of cruelty toward animals.  I wish her nothing but misery.

     

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  8. 35 minutes ago, Covri said:

    Guys it’s pretty straight forward, drink you about 24 spotted cows and a dozen brandy old fashioneds and then get on your snow mobile and tell me what you see. Boom that’s how they label the roads.

    Sounds like a recipe for fun (and vomit and diarrhea). 

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