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PNWhornsfan

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  1. "As he and the other coaches were leaving, we opened the front door and he had these weird guys in overalls standing on our front lawn that started spelling out A-G-G-I-E-S and twirling like little girls before chanting farmers fight, farmers fight.  I might be calling coach Kiffin today to tell him I want to come to Oxford."

    "He drank all of my Dad's Lone Star's during dinner and the bald guy with the backwards hat had to carry him out to the car and drive him home."

    A recruit called him first thing in the morning to tell him that they wanted to take an OV to College Station and he responded with "Is that you, Tolbert.  This isn't very funny, you know.  I'm hungover, my knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this shit, at least you could have said I was the head coach at the University of Texas." 

     

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  2. At what point does Aggy just hire Joe Gillespie as its DC and spin it to their inbred gomers as hiring a Power 5 coordinator with College Football Playoff experience at a bargain price because he only wanted to coach for them?

  3. 4 minutes ago, lazygringo said:


    Isn’t Aidan Chiles already headed to Michigan State?

    Most likely (though he isn't committed yet).  But if you had the choice to play at Michigan State or Oregon...seems like a no brainer.  He was interested in Oregon as a recruit, but they never gave him the time of day when Moore committed.  If Moore goes to Michigan, I've got to think Oregon could make him an offer to make it an obvious choice to go there.

  4. Dante Moore is apparently visiting Oregon too.  He was committed there before OC Kenny Dillingham left to become the head coach at ASU this season, when he flipped to UCLA and then Oregon screwed Aranda by flipping Novosad.  Will be interesting to see if they can give Moore a big enough NIL deal to sit behind Gabriel and develop for a year before taking over next year.  He's rumored to be interested in Michigan too.

     

     

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  5. The Ross Bjork playbook.

    Step 1: Fire Jimbo and pay him a lot of money for a long time to not be your coach.

    Step 2: Be so broke from paying Jimbo to where you have to settle on Mike Elko as your head coach.

    Step 3: Lose your best recruiter and defensive coach to a basketball school.

    Step 4: Hire an offensive coordinator who will run an even more boring offense than Jimbo.

    Step 5:

    hugh jackman explosion GIF

     

     

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  6. 1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

    Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

    Durkin?

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