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MrPhlegm

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  1. It’s a little odd that my guy Sark, who is kind of a California beach bum, is now hanging out in Austin, where he’s going to have to learn to enjoy Tex-Mex as opposed to fish tacos.
    How a Californian could've ever survived in places like Alabama and Provo is truly impressive.
    One of many stupid takes by Neuheisel.
    fuck california
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  2. I'd forgive him right after I dumped his body in the Gulf of Mexico.
    it was in Kississimmi. you want to take the body down 192 to the atlantic and dump it in the gulf stream there. further to the gulf. and theres the chance the body washes up in the keys if you dump in in the gulf.

    or you could dump him in one of several lakes that are nearby and save all that driving and let the gators have a snack.
  3. I heard Excalibur is planning on suing King Arthur for pulling him out of the stone without prior consent. 
    what excaluber was given to arthur by a moistened bint rising out of the waters.
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  4. No aggy. That's fine but this is an arrogant, DUMB idea. It will kill competitiveness and the popularity of college ball nation-wide and college football surely isn't gaining fans.
    wat? lighten up we makin fun of aggy. and corn aggy.
  5. As an Aggy fan, you shouldn’t want to bring up any sport that is of major concern on a national level.  

    Congrats on being the historical Engine that would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, but has an empty trophy case.  

    Your entire history is a little brother to Texas and step brother to Arkansas. Congrats on winning some football games and having a cute streak. At the end of the day, you’re still an Aggy and continuously sit at the back of the short bus.  

    Congrats on not getting swept this weekend...by winning one of three to Arky.
    its aggy.
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