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Posts posted by MrPhlegm
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mayo? mayo is for french fries. mustard is for burgers. kechup is for well done steaks.Fran's default burger condiment was Mayo; Dan's was Mustard. #team_Dan -
we'd be flooded with guns just like we're flooded with drugs. gun control dont work.Imagine if we tightened up the laws on gun sales (like, strict liability for a sale or transfer to someone under a court order not to have a firearm), and treated illegal gun sales as harshly as we treated illegal drug sales? Then the only folks we'd have trafficking firearms would be bona fide bad guys, and we could bury them under the jail in the space we used to have reserved for a guy with a baggie of weed.
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indeed.Yes, but am referring to her perpetual virgin persona she faked for the films.
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I got it. when the barber asks to touch them up I go what the fuck. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. these are my grandpa frnka's eyebrows.I wish I had Fish's eyebrow game. -
have they found this ass clown yet?
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yes. it amazes me that people will put that shit in their skin.Tattoos are for the poor and stupid. Many times both.
I've had one since 4th grade. playing eraser tag. ran into a pencil sticking out of a seat bag. stuck in my right shin actually to the right of my right of my right shin in the meat. I pulled it out and it left a black dot. had it ever since.
wore shorts working at disney with it visible. violation of costuming rules. lulz. eff you disney! -
Turns out Doris Day was a wild woman not at all like her public personna.
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YES THEY DO. not necessarily from the shot but they die. if you wear a mask you WILL DIE!I mean, what's the actual fatality rate on a gun shot? Sure, you don't feel well for awhile, but not everybody that gets shot dies.- 1
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mmmmmmm Mexican meat.
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aggy is NEVER capitalized. FAIL!Aggy
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Mediocrity
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fuck pasta. too much starch.Far from coonass so be gentle... the shucking has been a deterrent from getting them in the past, just whips my ass even with a good oyster knife. In recent times I’ve resorted to just popping a tray of them into the oven and they pop right open after a couple minutes. Does that create any health issues ‘soft heating’ them like that? They’ve gone into pasta dishes mainly after so they get flash cooked in the end anyhow. -
wait, I thought Elton John was The Queen of England.
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Any of you got that “baaah means NO!” Pic from that basketball game back in the day? Can’t fucking find itChrist y’all are slipping on me. [mention=35]MrPhlegm[/mention] or [mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention] or [mention=2693]Scholz[/mention], y’all don’t have that pic like saved and ready to go!?!? I expected better from you men
RIP DMXNahh just wanted to show a pic to my girlfriend from Chicago. She spent the weekend in Houston with a friend of hers and her friend has an aggy boyfriend with aggy complex. Can’t wait to dominate this mother fucker
RIP Prince Phillio
RIP Anne Beats
OU sucks!
heres your pitures
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puritans at disney? you dont know any college program ladies do you? holy crap the parties in cp housing!Fucking puritans at Disney. Eat a dick ESPN (which coincidentally is probably what those young, female entrepreneurs were proficient in). -
Prince Phillip is not dead he's pining for the fijords.
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oh its real. that toombstone is next to w.c.fields' in la. like I said the stupid cunt's not too bright.Are you saying that photo isn't real?
Harry is going to the funeral ho bag not invited. -
naw. he's gonna lie in state. nobody gonna visit tho.
Doesn’t appear that there will be any. No big hurrah, no lying in State. Philip didn’t want all that, so they aren’t. Sounded like a small private service at Windsor, most likely family only. Maybe very close friends. Not sure about media coverage, but didn’t sound like there would be of at least the service. Can’t really stop before/after, but I guess we’ll see. -
she was giving him a blow job with her stunning tits out when he passed!Yeah, that's assuming there is an emotional connection between husband and wife.
From what I can tell, emotions are a scarce commodity in the royal family.- 1
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he's not in the ground yet. got to lay in state in a bunch of buildings yet. stupid cunt.
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henry not gerald?I was a history major, so the family is interesting to me just like the Ford family or most anyone else that affected the world.
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have you seen her TITS?Married to Q Liz for 73 years.
Got damn that is a man of stone. Crazy long time, and she became queen after they’d been married only 5 years or so. Wild life, and that man witnessed and lived through some crazy times.- 2
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at gregory I and my friend were asked to please be quiet as he was trying to study. we redoubled our volume. sheesh.Wally, I met John Wooden I believe at the first game that was played at the Drum. Gregory was sort of a 2 edged sword. We had one game
when the paid attendance was 17. Thats right. 17. Wasn't even enough for meal money. Granted the weather was horrible but damn. But when some of those SWC teams
and the dirt burglars came to town, that place was packed and the fans were incredible. The best part was that the fans were right on the court literally. When I sat
on the bench, my shoes were physically on the court line and I had size 11 shoes.. There were bleachers on the stage when the fans were going crazy, especially during a timeout, the band was blaring and you couldn't hear a word the coaches were saying. One of our best fans was a guy named Marty I think. He would always sit on the first row straddling the half court line and was constantly letting the refs hear it. He was hysterical and I have to believe that the refs would privately tell you that they also thought he was great.
I don't know how big Moody is going to be but I hope the fans will be close to the court. Its not the number of fans at a game but the configuration of the gym.
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welcome mr beard!
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