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Posts posted by Assman
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I thought a tie was a loss?
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I just don't see how you guys are optimistic following this game. None of this means shit if Card is our starting QB for the next month. We will probably beat UTSA if Card starts, but there's no way we beat Tech in Lubbock with Card, or any other Big 12 game (see Kansas last year). This is just another wasted season of being "close". Yes, I've been drinking since 7:30 but I'm fucking tired of being "close" or "if the officials would have called _______ we would have won". Fuck that. How about we win a fucking game we're not expected to win?
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1 minute ago, F250 said:
You can sprain a clavicle?
Sure. I pulled my femur just last week while doing bicep curls.
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5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:
You think this is the best roster we have had in decade?
With the exception of kicker, yes
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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:
[b]This place is ludicrous. Last year when the kid shit himself over a barely above mediocre Arkansas team you treated him better than now[/b] when he showed some balls and gutted through an injured ankle to fight against the number 1 team in the country.
Massive respect for Card. He's nowhere near Ewers' level but he stepped up when his team needed this time and they had a lead with a minute and a half left. He gave everything he had out there today.
Wut?
He was absolutely roasted after the piggy game. Were you thinking of orangebloods or something?
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Who cares? None of this shit matters. We're a cursed program. The best roster we've had in a decade and QE we'll be out for most of the season. We'll go 6-6 at best, rinse and repeat. Fuck this.
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My lineup:
Texas +21
USC -8 and USC -9.5
App St +19
BYU -2.5
UF -4.5
ODU +13.5
Wisc -17.5
Tenn -6.5
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It would be cool to get Jordan and JT on as guest pickers.
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We all know Gameday sucks, but so does Miller Lite, but that hasn't stopped me from drinking 12 of them out of wax cups at 8am at the Fair Grounds. When it comes to game day routines, we don't question the quality of it's parts, we just embrace them for what they are.
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On 8/14/2022 at 12:48 PM, BigOrange1 said:
$50 entry, winner take all. new rule this year that a tie does not count as a win - still can't believe it came down to that last year.
here is the link. password is fuckou
hit me up after you sign up and let me know if you prefer to pay via venmo, paypal, cashapp or apple pay.
Joined. DM me your Venmo.
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Signed up and paid
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10 hours ago, Your Mom said:
As long as they know I still expect them to make me coffee for the first leg the next morning.
Can we trade schedules? Because the FAs I fly with were 19 back in the 50s.
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On 8/12/2022 at 9:18 PM, RMac5 said:
What kind of trouble does that create for the pilot?
19 year olds putting Sharpies in their butt? No trouble at all.
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On 7/27/2022 at 10:16 PM, Chad Fuck said:
The Turks and the Greeks been at each other since Manzikert. Ain’t nothing new under the sun my friend.If we ever flew from Greece to Turkey, we would literally have to falsify our flight plan and file from a different origin airfield because the Turks would not let us in their airspace if they saw we took off from a Greek airfield.
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Makes me want to buy a GT2RS
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I met him on a USAF trip of mine back in 2019 and partied with him for 2 days straight in Vegas. He would go up to the hottest women in the bar, flash his SB ring, and bring them over to the table for us. Just last weekend I was partying with a buddy and we got into a drunken conversation about who the most famous person we have in our phone. When I told him the ONLY famous person I had in my phone was Goose, he told me we should call him. I decided against it considering it was 3am and Goose would probably have no idea who I was. Should have fucking done it anyways. RIP to a good man.
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My wife and I will be going to a concert in a couple months at Mercedes Benz Stadium in downtown Atlanta. What areas should I be looking at to book our hotel? Last time I stayed in Atlanta was 10 years ago and I've heard some of the areas have changed a bit since. I don't want to stay downtown near the stadium. We will have a car so I'm not afraid of a drive. I just want a nice area with cool bars and restaurants within walking distance. Something like a Dallas Uptown/Knox-Henderson/Lower Greenville type vibe where I won't get shot.
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2 hours ago, That Guy said:
Didn’t he kill og 4 loko?
Yep. Moment of silence for OG 4 Loko...
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I'm not a financial nor real estate expert, but I just don't see this as a "bubble". This seems nothing like 2008 to me. The bubble burst in 2008 was caused by shitty sub-prime loans going to people who could not afford them. Once inflation and unemployment set in, people simply couldn't afford to pay their mortgage. Today, those sub-prime loans are a thing of the past. I don't have any stats in front of me and this is just a complete shot in the dark, but I'd wager that close to 50% of current home owners are sitting below 4% due to a recent purchase or refi. If rates keep going up, sure real estate prices will come down, but those buyers will be staring a 6/7/8% rate square in the face so it'll all come out in the wash. The only ones who benefit are the cash buyers. Either way, I just don't see this as any sort of "bubble" that's going to burst. It's going to be a steady kick in the nuts that gets less intense as time goes on.
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2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:Never seen anything like the end of the game. The class and respect shown to both sides was first class. The USA and the standing ovation for the AFA made me proud to be an American and a Texas fan. Watching the AFA guys take their hats off and stand at attention for the eyes was cool as well.
7 wins to go
Attention
Parade Rest
I just fucked a sheep
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Fucking awesome scene. Got dusty in here during the USA chants and both teams hanging out together for each others alma maters.
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6 hours ago, Lobo said:csb/ We have three loquat trees. Very similar to a kumquat as you know. The one in the front bloomed gorgeously right in the middle of the serious lockdown in April 2020. Some lady on nextdoor asked if anybody had any 'quat' trees yielding fruit that she could pick with her kids to make jams/preserves. I told her, so long as she agreed not to sue me if the kids fell, they could have whatever they could pick with any step ladder under 5'. They came over that afternoon and probably picked 200 loquats. My daughters were watching from inside as one of her daughters dropped a few and realized how easily they smoosh. Her son and daughter got this look in their eye like they have discovered gold. They threw a couple dozen at one another. As soon as they left, my daughters were out there slinging 'em at one another. Took two showers to wash all the sticky off. But it was fun as hell to watch. That lady ended up leaving a few jars of preserves on our front door as a thank you. My daughters never played loquat fight again. Two of 'em died during the 1-2 punch of the freeze-draught. Other one is starting to bloom again though, it'll always remind me of the great loquat wars of Pandemic. It reminded me of the little joys that matter so much more than the big bullshit.
Guess you could say that about Figurelli's wedding. No kids allowed, prank gifts, cash bar, travel costs, etc. Who cares? In the end, all that'll matter at his inevitable divorce proceedings is that he's a cunt and she's a future Karen.
RIP to your daughters.
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College Football 2022
in Gambling
Posted · Edited by Assman
Added Texas -11, Neb-OU under
6-3, +3U
My way too early Week 3 picks:
Texas-UTSA U59
Texas -11
USC -12.5
The U +6/+190ML
Neb +14
Neb-OU U65