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Assman

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  1. On 1/4/2023 at 11:09 PM, Assman said:

    Our dumbass commish made Week 18 the championship, therefore last weekend was the semis.  I'm up 7 with my opponent having Allen and the Buf D.  In the other game, one team is up 16 with the opponent having Higgins and McPherson.  Since we can't just split the pot or use Week 18 points to determine, we've decided to just wipe the slate clean and use Week 18 points to decide 1-4. 

    And I won this week, making me the champ as a 5-8 #8 seed.  I also won my other league as a 5-7 #8 seed.  Just more proof that the waiver wire is just as important as the draft.

  2. Our dumbass commish made Week 18 the championship, therefore last weekend was the semis.  I'm up 7 with my opponent having Allen and the Buf D.  In the other game, one team is up 16 with the opponent having Higgins and McPherson.  Since we can't just split the pot or use Week 18 points to determine, we've decided to just wipe the slate clean and use Week 18 points to decide 1-4. 

  3. On 1/1/2023 at 6:01 PM, Homercles said:

    Ugh well that’s terrifying.  Wonder if the baggage contractor metrics incentivize getting bags off super-fast, #2 was still running awaiting the GPU hookup (jet bridge not in position yet?), and poor bastard got too close due to being in a hurry.  

    He probably didn't know the APU was inop, therefore engines still running during external power hook up.

  4. 10 hours ago, Okie State said:

    Why the fuck is the transmission shit at 75K?

    This is way more common than you think on later model GM trucks with the 6 or 8 speed.  My 2016 Sierra trans shit the bed at 75k miles.  Torque converter starts eating itself up which spreads metal through the fluid which in turn FODs out the trans.  GM covered $1500 of the $5500 cost for an OEM replacement, and that was only after I fought with GM Corporate. 

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  5. On 12/16/2022 at 6:23 PM, Gidnik said:

     

    Big 12 schools not named Texas or OU:  "GTFO.  We don't need you anymore."

    Texas and OU: "Ok bye"

    Other schools: "Well, could you like, still play us though?"

    Get fucked.  Enjoy your BYU/Cincy Big 12 championship.

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  6. On 12/3/2022 at 1:38 PM, LebongJames said:

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    My dad had the same van back in the early 90s.  He delivered papers for extra money on weekends, so every Sat and Sun morning around 2am he would wake me and my brother up and we'd drive downtown to the newspaper office where they'd load the entire back of the van full of rolled up newspapers.  I'm talking from the back of the front seats, all the way to the hatch, and as high as halfway up the windows.  My brother and I would sleep on top of them as my dad sped through the hood, rifling them out the driver's window.  It was like a ghetto version of the game Paperboy except instead of the boy on a bike it was an overweight middle-aged man in a maroon Aerostar.

    But the biggest piece of shit my mom owned was by far one of the very first Chrysler Concordes to roll off the assembly line.  They replaced the real main seal on it three times in the first six months of ownership.  They eventually took the car back due to Lemon Laws.  Even though I was 12 at the time, I vowed on that day to never buy a Chrysler product and I've kept that promise to this day.

    1993-1997 Chrysler Concorde - Chrysler 300M Enthusiasts Club

     

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  7. 1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

    It is decidedly NOT. Rhynes and Sirois forcing the issue is terrible radio. I only listened to a segments and that’s all I could take. 

    Cool man.  Enjoy your OUsux/aggy suck fest, interrupted occasionally by E-news and Corby talking about something he has no idea about.

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  8. 5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

     

    I've mentioned this before but while I was a student and for many years after, the moment the clock read 0:00 people would run onto the field.  It was usually little kids first, then others (like me) would go down and walk around on the turf just after the game ended.

    No idea why everyone is so bent about this.  I thought it was cool, and would like to do it again some day. 

    Then what's stopping you?  We just beat a .500 team ourselves yesterday so I guessed we missed our opportunity.  Maybe next year against KU or UTSA or something?

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  9. Midlothian Heritage lost to SOC 33-27 in OT.  Back and forth game with no lead greater than 7 all game.  Even though I'm a MH fan, I was watching Malik Muhammad and Billy Walton pretty closely.  Malik got beat a couple times but for the most part held down the WR on his side.  Billy Walton looked pretty solid, as SOC's d-line was in the backfield on every pass it seemed.  The biggest stud on the field was SOC's Jamyri Cauley.  He caught anything that was thrown his way.  I had never heard of him, but it turns out he's a top 300 player nationally.  Of course I don't really follow recruiting, so fuck me I guess.

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  10. On 11/2/2022 at 10:08 PM, Assman said:

    3-2 last week (added EMU UNDER after seeing the heavy fog 10 min before kick), 27-16-2 (+14U) on the season.  Props to @40acredropout for the UVA/Mia tip.

    This week:

    LSU +13

    WVU/ISU U51

    Miss St -10.5

    Pitt -3.5

    Wash St -4.5

    I didn't bet any games last week because I was out of town and just forgot, but went 4-1 the week prior, so 31-17-2 (+18U) on the season.  I'm betting a few more than usual this week to make up for last:

    ousux -2

    WSU +1.5

    USC -5

    Wisc -3

    Lou +3

    USCe +14.5

    GT +35.5

    BC +10.5

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