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Posts posted by Xcalibur
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Fuck yeah, welcome back boys. Let’s fucking do this.
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Don’t know why we didn’t go for it on 4th and 11 at their 40. Of course they were going to score after a punt. The extra 15 yards we made them drive wasnt worth it.
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We’re going to beat these motherfuckers and next year appear in the CFP. This is going to be our Michigan Rose Bowl.
Chooo chooo, fuck ou. 🤘🏻
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From my office in downtown Dallas, tickets in hand to the CCG tomorrow...
TEXAS!!!!!
If our team is half as fired up as I am, they are going to play out of their minds.
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12 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:
I'm gonna throw shit if we win the toss, defer, and let them score a TD in 2-3 minutes like we did in 6 other games this season including the first OU game.
Look, this is probably exactly what's going to happen. But it's okay. That's also how the game started in 2008 and 2018.
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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Fielding ideas for the next clap back.
Just write "sucks" across the image face.
Alternatively, draw a huge dick inserting itself into the "O"
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2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:
I think the big key is going to be the first quarter and how quickly Texas can punch back.
This. We have to win the first quarter. Against OU in particular, I think winning the first quarter is actually more important than winning the fourth. Basically I hope we can execute our gameplan from October (minus the turtling at the end) as well on Saturday as we did in the previous game.
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We always need to beat our rival, but this particular game... and this particular quarterback of theirs... we just have to win.
Kyler Murray represents everything that our University and team fucking despise---he's aggy; he's a sooner; he handled his recruiting with us in a distasteful way; and he's an entitled, poor sport, bitch ass, prima donna who will not lay it on the line for his team. He has quarterbacked our rival to a top 5 ranking and a potential playoff berth. But we have the opportunity to shut all of that shit down on Saturday like Stonie Clark at the goal line. We have to win.
After last season, I thought there would never be another sooner quarterback that I would dislike more than Baker Mayfield, but here we are. Baker was a douchenozzle turned to 11, but he was a hell of a team player who laid it on the line for his team every week, which I respected. Kyler is a fucking mercenary, soldier of fortune, and nothing more. His head is also more inflated than Dolly Parton's breasts. The reason he couldn't bring himself to even remotely acknowledge Ehlinger's capable quarterback play is because, in Kyler's mind, Ehlinger is so far beneath him that he simply cannot deign to entertain a discussion that puts his name in the same sentence with another quarterback's. Kyler must stand alone (even if just barely to 5 feet).
The game on Saturday is just another stop on the road for Kyler and his team. Kyler believes it is his entitled destiny to win a CFP title "just for funsies" before he heads off to MLB next year. For our team, however, this game is basically our season. It's already been established as extremely likely that we are landing in the Sugar Bowl regardless of this game's outcome, but winning a Big 12 title is something we haven't done in nearly a decade, and winning it this year would exorcise a lot of demon monkeys that have been on our back since we lost Colt against Alabama. I believe that this game simply means more to us than it means to them. And it means a hell of a lot to them, considering what's on the line. We have to win.
Fuck Kyler Murray, fuck his team, and fuck his entitled destiny. I wish him the best in baseball, but in football he needs to get the fuck off my field. This is our time (and it's been a long fucking time). Although we already beat his ass in October, Kyler, his team, and all their fans, are absolutely certain that the October outing was a fluke. It was not. They are relishing in their opportunity to prove that it was a fluke. They will be disappointed. This is the game that will officially mark the shifting of power in the Big 12 back into our favor. OU's star is fading; after this season they will be without a quarterback and possibly even without a head coach. With a win on Saturday, we can proudly and confidently utter the phrase that has been little more than a meme for the past several seasons. You know the one.
We have to win. There just really is no other option. See you in Arlington.
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5 minutes ago, XYZ said:
Keys to winning this game:
-Abuse their secondary and don’t stop the abusing until the final whistle
-Hit the ewok in
the firstevery quarterFixed. But yes, abusing their secondary is key to scoring on them--which is something that we must plan on doing every offensive possession. Abuse their secondary (which LJH and CJ can absolutely do, assuming Ehlinger can get them the ball), and the run game will open up for Ingram/Watson/Ehlinger. Then it's just pick your poison for OU for the rest of the game, with an occasional pass over the middle to Beck. We can fuck these gooners up.
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34 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:
To be honest, after we uninspiringly wrapped up our trip to the CCG on Friday, I was hoping for a WVa win simply because in a rematch of closely matched teams, the "avenger" of the earlier loss usually has the advantage. Not surprisingly, OU won. Well, we've beaten them already, know the formula, etc., but in my mind I conceded the fact that this was going to be a difficult game to win again and we should be happy with 9-3 and a spot in the CCG in year 2 of the Herman revival.
Then Lincoln & Kyler happened.
Sometime late Monday, Bob Stoops had to call his young padawan coach and say "Are you effin kidding me?? You sounded like Mack Brown before most of our games complaining about the Beaty issue. We always knew we were winning before the game because they (Texas) always sounded scared. Now you've just done the same."
Much has already been said about Kyler on this thread and before. However I'll add this. He ain't up for a fight so to speak. Kid was born on third base with respect to athletic ability, had an upbringing that allowed him to maximize that ability, went to a HS athletic program (Allen) for which the school side of things only exists to service the ambition of the athletic program, and was dropped into a talented roster and system this year to play college football before ducking out for millions to play baseball. Everything is always set up so nicely. Yet, when adversity hit and was effectively outdueled by Ehlinger the first time around, dude couldn't deal with it and one of 2 great memes that our football team has graced us with this year was born. And it seems he has had a problem beating the school he clowned during recruiting a few years back. Lost 5 of 8 in baseball over the last 2 years while not really contributing anything memorable in the games (and certainly not leading his team to a conference title or CWS appearance) and lost the Golden Hat already.
So despite the fact that all the experts are already debating whether OU or OSU is more worthy of the 4th spot, I see an OU team that sounds a lot like 2000-2004 Texas and a Texas team that sounds a lot like 2000-2004 OU. Tom Herman, Sam Ehlinger, Charles Omenihu, and the rest of the Longhorns sound confident. Lincoln & Kyler sound scared. That doesn't mean OU won't win. But I'd grab some of that sweet Texas +7.5 action because Texas is going to be girded up to bring the fight to OU in this game - just like they have in the last 2 with Tom Herman at the controls. The "avenger" should normally have the edge in a rematch like this, but I see Texas as the team playing with that edge in this game.
Take the loss pussy -----again!
Good post, and I very much agree with your points. I think not enough is being made of the "Ehlinger as a leader" vs "Murray as a mercenary" dynamic. We have a qb that is going to do everything physically in his power to win us the game. Kyler has demonstrated repeatedly this season that if it's his team or his body, he's going to choose his body every time. We definitely have an edge on that front.
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Any thoughts on App State -17 vs ULaLa? App State has been very good all year, but they only beat ULaLa by 10 when they played earlier this season.
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7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:
Every game w/ the exception of that Citadel exhibition.
I think Bama screwed up the 1H cover against Auburn too.
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It was a great season regardless how Saturday goes. Obviously it'd be an amazing season if we win on Saturday. Worst case, we're looking at the Alamo bowl against probably the Utah/Washington loser. Best case, it's the Sugar bowl against Georgia and a Big 12 title.
Funny factoid: we could've lost to Tech or Kansas and we still would've appeared in the CCG due to conference tiebreaker rules.
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1 minute ago, ztejas said:
I would love for all of the hindsight armchair coaches in here to tell Sam to his face that he isn't playing against Kansas in a must win game.
Give it a rest. No one was interested in Buechfuckup 2.0.
I'm not disagreeing with you. But Kansas actually turned out to not be a must win game. As it happened, even with a loss, we still would have appeared in the CCG.
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9 minutes ago, Horndog said:
Dumb question, but is the loyalty rank prioritized high to low, or low to high? In other words, is 1 the best or the worst?
I'm pretty sure 1 is the best.
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Can someone explain to me the reasoning behind staying away from "stinky" spreads? Is the concern that Vegas knows something about the game that the public doesn't? What about the other angle--that Vegas is just undervaluing one team?
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I got section 442. I think these are about the same seats I had for the 2009 game.
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6 minutes ago, Skipper said:
You can call the ticket office. My rank is in the 7000's and I'm in 444.
Just called them. I'm in 442.
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10 minutes ago, BurntOrange said:
I am section 445. Loyalty rank is 12k out of 38K. No Bueno. I asked when tickets will go out and all I got was "Maybe Wednesday, Maybe Thursday". terrific.
Where are you able to view your seat section? I'm on the Donornet thing but don't see tickets listed. My loyalty rank is 8k out of 38k. I guess I'm just waiting for an e-mail later this week eh?
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Just now, BurntEyes said:
Oh, up quite a bit but have no idea how a line is set. Seems logical.
You are full of shit and very trolly. We are done.
Bye whore! Go back to posting on dirtburglars.com
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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:
So now you believe yourself Sam Ehlinger and me to be an ousux QB?? Go back to the trailer that you came from or whatever place you migrated from you fucking toothless, zero facts knowing, fuck wit, Tshirt fan. You've no more attended the University of Texas or any Longhorn games than you have won jack shit betting.
Lot of a teeth for a pussy. I actually have two degrees from the University and am a regular on the betting board, where I have been posting plays all year and am up quite a bit overall. Keep taking the loss, pussy.
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OU 31
FUCK OU
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15 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
You stated, in the OP "Have the odds makers learned nothing".
This intuits that you know more about what the spread should be than the odds makers or that they set the line incorrectly.
To which I responded that you don't know shit about how they set lines.
I don't claim to have specific insight other than how Vegas sets lines.
You could have googled how and made a discovery. You know, learned from the stupid shit you said.
Instead you'd rather die on the hill that your post titled OU opens as 7.5 point favorite has nothing to do with betting. Rather because it wasn't placed in the betting sub is just a shit talking thread, when there are already 4 or 5 of those threads.
Now you are saying my insight is worthless and that knowledge on how Vegas sets lines is pedantic.
Go ahead, keep climbing that hill of regard and fighting to rally your stupidity to win something that isn't even up for grabs.
Take the loss, pussy.
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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:
Don't say stupid shit and I won't have to be a "pretentious asshole".
The thread title is OU opens as a favorite so it's pretty much implied that betting will be discussed herein.
So... I come back to don't say stupid shit won't be no shit.
I know this is probably really difficult to wrap your small one-track head around, but there is a reason I deliberately did not start this thread in the Gambling forum.
The purpose of this thread is to say “fuck ou,” and paraphrasing “maybe we’ll beat THEM by 7.5 points.” Your shitty pedantic “discussion” about why Vegas sets odds the way they do and actually insulting people over your Vegas “insight” is worthless. Maybe try adding value to your posts.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
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