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  1. 3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

    Kelsey vs. Kelsey still possible

    Need a simulcast if that happens.  One channel just shows the damn game, the other is nonstop split screen between camera on the parents/family in the stands and the field.  Broadcasters are taken out back and shot if they mention the parents once on the channel dedicated to just showing the game.

  2. 6 hours ago, 'stache said:

    I didn't know 10 item or less lines still existed. All of my local grocery stores replaced them with self checkout. I went to a Walmart Neighborhood Market recently for the first time in probably 5 years and they didn't have a single regular checkout, just a huge section of 10 self check-outs. Bunch of effing nonsense. Oh, sorry, I mean "nobody waNTS TO WOrk aNYmORe."

    I would much, much rather have zero regular checkout lines than only 1 self-checkout line, or God forbid, no self-checkout line.  Waiting for Walmart/grocery store checkout workers slowly scan and bag stuff is more painful that watching Zeke try to outrun a defender at this point.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

    Agree.  Maybe our QB having a mediocre security blanket is part of the problem with this offense.

    If Schultz is asking for too much money that's one thing, but at this point it would seem like having a security blanket for to Dak is a good thing, not something that holds the offense back.  Do you really want Dak improvising more difficult throws/reads based on his performance this year?

  4. 1 minute ago, Horn Draoi said:

    I’m thinking this team has reached their pinnacle with this QB, this OC, and this wildly overpaid RB.  Dad, Dak, Dak………

    If that's the case, I'll enjoy the next few years before it all goes to shit and we trot out the new versions of Quincy Carter, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Clint Stoerner, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and the corpses of Vinny Testaverde and Drew Bledsoe over the course of 5-7 years.

  5. 5 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

    McCarthy and his coordinators are the reason we went 12-5 in back to back years. This team has a QB and WR issue. It idiotically decided to pay Dak and let Cooper walk. 

    I'm actually okay with the decision to pay Dak simply based on how poorly the NFL and Jerry Jones is in particular at drafting QBs.  Yes, Dak is basically Kirk Cousins at this point, but I have zero confidence in the Jones clan identifying, drafting, and coaching up another qb to league average level in the next 5-10 years, if not longer.

  6. 5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

    Dallas fans being too hard on their team. That game was stressful as fuck. Dak and Lamb are gamers and that front 7 is a pain in the ass. Get a lockdown corner and a safety and they are in the Super Bowl.

    An actual head coach would be nice among other things.

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